bitchin'

“you dtf?” yeah i’m dumber than fuck

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

i hear sum dudes dont like cellulite on women.. that’s wild.. u childish if that apply 2 u.. u a child, brah.. u a baby.. imma burp u.. oop.. got ur nose.. 

everyone reading this should be extremely proud of themselves like you are a living, breathing human being and you have all these inner struggles and all this shit to deal with but wow here you are alive and breathing and feeling and smelling and seeing and tasting and you are experiencing life in a way that no one ever has and no one ever will like wow you are so unique and so strong and so incredible and if you’re not proud of yourself for making it this far then just know that i fucking am.

Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons

can you lowkey please be obsessed with me

me being born: *peace sign* hey

ok but waking up next to Michael and he’s playing some random game on his phone but he still looks sleepy like maybe he woke up on accident but couldn’t go back to bed and he liked feeling your cheek pressed against his shoulder as you slept and there was a little bit of drool in the corner of your mouth and your hair was a mess but when he felt you stirring he’d glance over at you and smile one of those smiles where his eyes blink shut at the same time and and say a quiet “good morning” and his voice would be raspy and he’d rub his hand against his jaw and it’d sound super scratchy because of his scruff and the fact that he hadn’t shaved in a few days and he’d put down his phone and turn so he would properly wrap an arm around you and kiss your forehead as his foot rubs up and down your calve and he’d just sigh in content and you’d press your cold nose against his warm chest and just breathe him in and he always smelled so nice and he just smelled like home and you knew you couldn’t be happier anywhere else than there with Michael in that moment.

Breakfast dates should be more of a thing