take it off

being insane isnt even that bad

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

*gets down on one knee* you've put me in the greatest saw trap of all... love.

girl help, the blades

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels