h o p e

well you know. if you insist. sure.

....well.

I didn’t make you beg and besides you were on the bed and I was trying to keep you there but nooooo you were being a big baby about it and teaching

eat my entire ass erik

oh okay so you make questionable decisions and it’s a “bet” and you were “drunk”, but grandpa puts on a stupid helmet and ugly color scheme and it’s all his fault.

okay but did you completely forget the part where he also runs around dressed like that while completely sober and expects people to take him seriously.

and you won’t for long, bruh

look if this is about the whole shaving my head thing it was for a bet and i was drunk. can i live.

“Hi I’m Charles Xavier and I like to pretend I’m the most mature mutant but instead I resort to mocking people and rolling over their toes and pretend its an accident.”

I'll have you know that was comppletely on purpose and you deserved it for lifting my wheelchair above my head and making me beg you to put it back on the ground.

“CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.”

'hi i'm erik lehnsherr and i wear a bucket on my head and act like a child, but still expect people to take me seriously. fear me.'

“I need your help. Please. I’m Brotherhood, Ex-Brotherhood, I don’t deserve it. I know. But this isn’t about me. My daughter is human. Erik knows. I’m scared and I need somewhere safe to let her stay. I’ll take his wrath if I have to just don’t let her suffer. It was my mistake staying,” Danielle explained. “Help us. Help her. Please. Whatever you want you can have it, whatever you want me to do I’ll do it. Anything. Just don’t let her stay there. Please.”

Or, well. He probably would have. "You can take refuge here, as long as you like."

                                                         the spirit of t r a s h’

Good god, he smells the alcohol from almost across the room. Erik all but wrinkles his nose. Well, there goes that potential meal.

And this, Charles is saved from being made into a meal by his vices. Whoever said alcohol will destroy your life clearly has no idea what they're talking about.

…aka I can’t with the hair video

While others fight to win the prize and sail the bloody seas