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[pm] Are you okay?  Let me bring you some proper sake and we can talk.

No, the tiger has not been found yet. Yes, we are aware it’s been a few weeks. 

Please only call animal control if you’ve seen the tiger or, uh, any tiger or any actual relevant problem. 

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What a fantastic job by White Crest Animal Control. Weeks? It’s a tiger, not a flea. Town isn’t that huge, is it? Are you guys okay?

Is there anyone anyone who is willing to be interviewed? My professor is offering extra credit if I talk to people around town about their experiences and how their life took turns and led them into a path they didn’t see coming. I think she thinks it’s like inspirational for us or whatever 

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In lieu of the tiger still being on the loose, the library will be showing Life of Pi this Sunday. Because nothing says, “Let’s find a missing tiger” like a movie about a lost tiger. On that note, it’s probably advised to, like, not engage with a large, hungry animal, but if that’s your prerogative, go for it. 

That last sentence isn’t sponsored by the library, by the way, so don’t go telling people that White Crest Library made you do it if you get your hand eaten.

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I can only imagine what the library deems appropriate to show if there is a murder or kidnapping or something. Do you show Carrie during Prom season too?

[pm] Oh, um, thank you! I look forward to it!

Is this Are you Ending online convos is still so weird

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Like, I choose like. Not all murders, just specifically this one… you know, because of the melting. Other murders remind me of plenty of other things. Carving pumpkins, scarecrows, making snow angels, gardening… are the few that spring to mind. On something? God no, I wish.

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[pm] I can fulfill your desire for weird fall things, murders, and illicit substances if you meet me at the carnival. I prefer having conversations face to face, even when the mimes are watching.

[pm] Nope, no procrastinating here! Gives me too much anxiety. I can’t wait!

Oh, that’s really cool, actually. I didn’t even know that subject existed, to be honest. It didn’t! It wasn’t boring at all! I love learning new things, in anything, really. What do you do with that? Or, um– like what kind of experiments and stuff? 

It’s infinitely fascinating. We find out something new about the dawn of humanity every time we look back on it. It’s incredible. I guess not! Either way, it can’t hurt, right?

[pm] Anxiety is my middle name- I hope to be able to answer all of your questions and more this semester. And feel free to message me any time you need. My office/online hours only really end when I’m asleep.

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Well, technically I think there was service dress-code violations

But dad raised us to never turn away a customer, so I guess this is my first bathtube-side service call. 

Because they go along with alot of milk and cheese related vitamin and skin scare supplements. 

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[pm] Very. I can be very discreet, I used to do all sorts of work before I left town a few months ago. Name it, I’m very trustworthy no matter the…circumstances.

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[pm] That’s fair- people usually just assume you’re too out there to actually do anything productive. But still- it’s not the best idea to go around talking about it to normies or they’re gonna start getting ideas that are gonna end in death.

I’m not patronizing, I’m helping (: For a professor you seem to be having a hard time understanding English 

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