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I am the worse wizard council

My name is hay well I was trying to type hat but I mistyped it three times in a row so I guess my name is hay now horses don't interact

I don't know what pronouns are

My new laws are:

All spells are illegal except for ecologically damaging ones

Wizard robes on bears

War with druids? Maybe?

Destroy all wizard hats but yellow ones

EAT BEES

All wizards should be high at all times

I throw rocks at you

Vampires are illegal

Whatever that guy said

No I've never been to wizard school no I don't know what taxes are yes I have seen a cat before please send me death threats

Apply to council here

Other wizards on the council doing fuck all:

@d1nosaurpower

@hummingbird-hunter

@muckmage

@not-wizard-council-aristocrat (the d8 not the old man)

@skulkie

@thelocalwizardsblog

@wizards-apprentice

@wizard-at-large

@eschaton-the-imminent

@fallow-grove (ae didn't apply but I'm putting em on the council regardless)

@the-orb-they-ponder

@merakilichfromspace

@vaguewizard

@ethics-wizard

@ebonshward