Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 part 28
Ingo (Pokémon)
L Lawliet (Death Note)
L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram
NASA


hello vonnie
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast
Stranger Things
noise dept.
wallacepolsom

izzy's playlists!
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trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 part 28
Ingo (Pokémon)
L Lawliet (Death Note)
L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
the Freaks of All Time
One part of the jdrama i honestly wish was in the original series is a trick Light pulls off in confinement that tbh suits his anime/manga personality wayyy better than it does the tv drama at that point.
Basically, before giving up his memories, Light’s in his solitary confinement, hands and legs bound, the usual. But every time he eats a member of the task force is allowed in to untie him so he can actually, yk, eat. And the jdrama honestly does a good job in showing how physically damaging the restaints would be to Light, but he also hams it up BIG TIME to make himself look as pathetic and miserable as posible. Because, when the killings start again with his memories still intact, he uses this sympathy to confirm his plan. Obviously L still pulls the ‘whaaaaat noo no criminals have died at allll ur crazy and kira’ but Light’s so disheveled at this point that even Aizawa is starting to crack. So when he goes to untie light for his meal, Light starts crying (i think?) and basically saying hes so sorry and he must be kira and hes going to get executed ohhhh poor me. And Aizawa tells him ‘don’t worry’. One fell swoop, confirming that Rem has found another person, they are being treated as the same Kira, and that everything’s gone according to plan. He can then give up his memories at the gayest time possible and BOOM. Perfect.
i wouldvr loved to see all that in the original because that emotional manipulation (and it was STRONG you really need to see it) is so typically him. One of the best additions to the jdrama imo :)))
i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them

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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.
june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
my observation-
light yagami vs light tuner
light yagami
Was cool
lost his marbles, all of which rolled under the couch. He cannot find them.
Was actually god for a minute there
worshiped
smart
actually defeated L
light turner
Had feelings. (This is a con)
was not god, ever (also a con)
didn’t lose his marbles (con)
wasn’t smart (con)
wasn’t worshiped as god (CON)
didn’t defeat L (get out of my house)
in all honesty, as their own seperate things, The Turner’s are okay but they pale in comparison to the Yagami’s

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convinced they made Light 20 in the jdrama just so they could have it as gay as possible
I love when you can tell the budget ran out for shinigami mid scene in the jdrama. Rem is taking from behind a pillar now. No we can’t pan the camera sorry. Ryuk has 3 emotes and never moves his face. Both are on screen? Only one can move at a time thanks. Rem and Ryuk are not relevant to anything post episode 4 don’t worry. Don’t mind Rem’s polygons.
honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"
Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit
i saw this image and immediately thought of the wammy boys like the image was so CLEAR
if that isn't them idk what is

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Wammy's boys ! ! 🚬 🍫
I got nerfed by a cold but I still wanted to finish my drawing AND I DID
enjoy my once in a blue moon cookery 🗣️ i love this filter so much btw
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