TEENAGE MUTANT CAPYBARA SAMURAIS
You are a team of mutated capybaras, trained in the way of the samurai by an ancient snapping turtle, protecting the down-at-the-heels port city of Rivergate from biker gangs, exiled interdimensional warlords, and the occasional crisis of teenage self-doubt. Your dojo is a storm drain. Your van is a 1970s Econoline with a Rising Sun paintjob. Your problems are mostly social. Your enemies are mostly not.
Teenage Mutant Capybara Samurais is a lightweight RPG hack of John Harper's Lasers & Feelings, designed for fast mutant-team adventures. It's ideal for a one-shot game where you create characters in minutes, roll up a random adventure, and start playing immediately. No prep. No page-flipping. No two-hour character generation.
















