LAUGHTER LINES

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

Go bees!

I said young man, my father took me into town

Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It’s like trying to put skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl, the flavors are wrong together. 

theres no need. to. join the black parade

We’ll carry on at the Y.M.C.A.

iconic LGBT memes - down with cis (the absolute best of them all and most iconic) - i bought a rainbow backpack to support you - i sneezed in wal mart - don’t gays have a power bottom thing - heterosexuality is orgasms - quesadilla transmisogyny discourse - Elton John, a known gay

-Feudal Lord / Handmaiden dichotomy

-harold….

-we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

-Macklemore didn’t die for this.

the rumor come out: does _____ is gay?