Just a bored little gay

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

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'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON

"i go back to december all the time" and its about reading the power outage fic, watching byler edit after byler edit, seeing everyone becoming a byler shipper, and listening to wsqk radio when i thought it was giving us hints