Back on this Hellsite

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

It's weird to me because it shows your engagement isn't really intellectual but you also clearly felt the need to follow along the post out of prurient curiosity anyway without being able to help that hindbrain part of you that's like "I'M NOT ONE OF THESE GUYS I'M NOT." Deeply revealing and not in the way I think most people leaving such comments intend. Screams less "Hohoho whoa there, I'm a NORMAL part of sexually healthy society" and more "I fully believe there is an infectious element to taboo sex and I am terrified of being affiliated with you and becoming tainted by you, which I've already risked by reading this far into your post" 

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.

Im drawing her joyful now while i still can because really anything could happen this weekend.

Them in my brain

I saw mitski last night and holy efffffff. im a changed person . If u knew me before yesterday U dont know me anymore bro im a new man

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.