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“Please do not enter the garden area.”

And did he listen? No

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So my friend’s kid has celiac and dyslexia and reading labels is difficult for them (also they’re like 7) so he’s teaching their pigeon, Grey Boy, to read the labels and identify ingredients with gluten. It’s going well, other than Nick thought it would be a good idea to make the behavior when the pigeon does find a bad ingredient to just fucking…wing slap the box. Just beat the shit out of it like, “no! BAD gluten! BAD!”

This is beautiful.

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@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

Talk to a girl

Impossible. Have a terrible day.

due to personal reasons i am a dyke

This shit has me so weak

This chumby boy is so fast!!!! An athlete!!!!

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