ʜᴇʟʟᴏ! ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ!
ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀɪᴇs:
ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘʀᴏ sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴʏ ɪɴᴄᴇsᴛ, ᴘᴇᴅᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ, ᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀsɪᴀʟ sʜɪᴘs ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍʙɪɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴇx, sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴʏ ɢʀᴏᴛᴇsǫᴜᴇ ғᴇᴛɪsʜɪsᴍ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ.
ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴄʏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ.
ᴜɴʟᴇss ɪ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴠᴇɴᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴍᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴅᴍ's ᴏʀ ɪɴʙᴏx.
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀ ɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇғᴜʟ.
ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ.
ɪ'ʟʟ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ɢʀᴏss ᴡᴀʏ.
ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜᴛᴜᴀʟs.
ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴʙᴏx ʀᴜʟᴇs:
ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪɴ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɴsғᴡ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴀɢᴇ sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴʟʏ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴ ɴsғᴡ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴsғᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪғ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. sʜᴏʀᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ sᴜɪᴛ.
ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ɴᴏ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ.
ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴄʏ, ɪᴛ's ᴀ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄ.
ɴᴏ sᴀ ᴏʀ ʀᴀᴘᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ɪɴ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ. ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄ.
ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴏʀ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs (ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ɪs ɢɴ) ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴍʏ.
ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋ sʜᴀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴏᴅɪʟʏ ғᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴs (sᴄᴀᴛ, ᴘɪss, ᴇᴛᴄ) ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ ʙᴏɴᴅᴀɢᴇ (ɪ'ᴍ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ɪᴛ, ʜᴀʟғ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ). ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ's ᴜɴʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ... ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ.
sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ (ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇʟᴇᴠᴀɴᴛ):
ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴏssᴜᴀʀʏ (ᴀri ғᴏʀ sʜᴏʀᴛ), ᴏʀ sᴏ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ.
ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ.
ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢʜᴏsᴛ, ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏʜᴇᴀᴅ.
ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴏɴ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ.
ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ɪs ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ.
ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛʜ.
