Tyzula reunion we and them deserved y’all

Tylee: :'(

Azula (rolls eyes): but ...it won't make them worse

now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”

im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers

and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”

and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.

her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”

and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”

cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat

rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things

mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration

Mira: "That was a month ago and nothing bad happened, though? I thought you guys liked how the pictures came out?"

Rumi: "Oh we did."

Zoey: "We liked them a little too much, actually."

Mira: "And that's a bad thing?"

Rumi: "Let's just say the Honstrap worked a little too well."

Mira: "Hello!? What does that mean?"

Zoey: "Your honstrap released your little hunters and they found the little demon eggs inside us."

Mira: "Huh!?"

Rumi: "Oh for- we're pregnant, Mira."

Mira: . . . .

Zoey: . . . .

Rumi: . . . .

Mira: "In my defense, you did beg for a baby."

Zoey: "In our defense, you told us to call you mommy and those pictures were hot."

I realized something about this scene on my nth (n ranges 20-50, lost count) watch-through.

See how Rumi is raising her eyebrows and turning up the corners of her mouth slightly?

Now, look at her expression as Mira and Zoey are giggling about Celine's antics (and, Rumi likely perceives, about the Hide Your Flaws stick up Celine's rear):

There's hope there.

Rumi is probably thinking...maybe it's safe to tell them about what's really affecting my voice—my Patterns...

And then Mira & Zoey pivot to telling Rumi, "no, but really, we gotta hide it and fix it". Rumi realizes that M & Z are on board with Celine's attitudes.

"Hmph." —Rumi, in this shot. ⬆️

For a moment, Rumi believed it was safe to come out—only to quickly be convinced otherwise.

From my fanfic Singing Praises