Sestra

I didn't come back for a day to see this shit

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

it costs $0.00 to keep ur anti-candy corn agenda to yourself

and it costs like 7.75$ to actually eat wax disguised as candy so whos better off here

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe