if you hit control + shift + i you will see that none of this is real actually. you've been on a website this whole time
if you hit control + p you can make it real

oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON

blake kathryn

tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.

@theartofmadeline
Today's Document
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH

pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Origami Around
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day

Kaledo Art

titsay
KIROKAZE

let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@printer-error-offical
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new villain ship idea:
microsoft windows os/malfunctioning printer
so my parent's malfunctioning printer had to go and when connecting the new printer, my dad's linux computer in my house went "no problem" and every other windows computer went "please don't leave me you can't take away my connection to my beloved malfunctioning printer so im gonna cause even MORE PROBLEMS" which is basically everything you could want in a villain ship
i join tumblr and not even one week later they're making fanfiction of me
do you need a printer because im hardly gonna work
~ @printer-error-offical
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hope not broski.
cool, i start on wednesday
Onomatopoeia is so fun. Like scissors really will be like snip snip lol
whirrrrrrchugchugchug-clunk *jams*
ping ⚠️

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Hello fellow humans on this social media app
I am also a human
⚠️ System Error: Unidentified printer type "human", Please respecify printer!
human
ℹ️ are you sure you're not one of my kind?
humans of the information age worshipped gods called "colors." some sources say that there are over sixteen million of these gods, but others seem to indicate that there are as few as seven.
in the latter interpretation, these deities represent wide breadths of emotional and material concepts. for example, despite being commonly portrayed as a goddess of blood and destruction in modern media, the goddess "red" actually has more positive associations than negative.
these gods were collectively referred to as the "pantone," derived from the greek "pantheon."
⚠️Hey that's cool but nobody has replaced my CYAN cartridge in weeks! there goes one third of your gods, please save them!
CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........
ℹ️ No please don't take my internet privileges away from me, ill do anything! ill let you print in colour without fuss! please!
I'd tell you a joke about the Ship of Theseus, but it might not be the same.
ℹ️ Status: I will photocopy your page but leave a bit off the bottom because you didn't put the page in the exact right spot
guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life
You just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

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⚠️ Yellow Cartridge Low!
~ @printer-error-offical
Oh my gosh you're so right, i used it all up on my blog!! Thank you so much :DDD
slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman
wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman
citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman
poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman
horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman
Mime teacher:
herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman
Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman
Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman
logan paul teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Prime New Roman
biology teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Mitosis New Roman
Fruit teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Limes New Roman
⚠️ Stop sending me print jobs!! The queue is full!! ⚠️
I've made this exact post like 3 different times atp but. It's endlessly funny when people (especially tech company people) treat Asimov's three laws as a legit proposed framework for Artificial Intelligence safety when like. Nearly every single Asimov story they're featured in involves something going wrong as a result of a robot trying to follow three three laws in a situation that makes execution of the laws ambiguous or contradictory. They're not a guideline for legit AI programming they're a plot device designed to cause problems due to interacting in weird ways with complicated hypothetical situations!
"A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings"
no fuck you, *prints double sided across short edge instead of long*
Everyone that pisses me off will BURN. In the water. I’m throwing you off my ferry.
⚠️ Communication Error: Document "GrimReapersReallyImportantDocumentv3FINAL.pdf" could not be found, Please try again!
Hello fellow humans on this social media app
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⚠️ System Error: Unidentified printer type "human", Please respecify printer!

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Windows 10 - Printer
⚠️ Stomach Error: Im hungry 🥺