Im a star, baby

oh, it's my beloved mutual, my friend...... I love them..... why the fuck are they up at 4:44 am what the fuck

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

poor guy is still waiting for Frank to return

A R T

men who like white chocolate are women

What about women who like dark chocolate? I hope the inverse isn't considered true

Oh shit all the pieces are falling into place

Can nonbinary people like both white chocolate and dark chocolate exist?

no you have to fucking eat oysters

I give mental health advice like I ain’t going crazy every 3 days lmao

babygirl you could be my webkinz milk cat

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

Uh, honey? They're nailing squidward to the cross

Seinfeld is just a series of Am I The Asshole posts & the answer is always yes

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but youre not actually supposed to shoot the other people in shooting games. it was a test and you have failed so so so badly and you are scary to us now.

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with