Diana

The entire DCU shares one brain cell and Batman hogs it 90% of the time

@im-batmeme

I don’t hog the brain cell, I havent even seen it in weeks, I think Diana is using it at the moment

Are you sure it’s only been weeks? I’m pretty sure I’ve had it longer than that.

If you can’t reblog this unfollow me.

excuse me WHAT OCS NOW

(( @princessofthememeyscira ))

@next-great-adventure AND THEN THEY WOULD START A PODCAST

They would meet in Vichy France, and after he settled down around her they’d be fine. She’d call him Steven (because it still hurts a little to say Steve). She would teach him the Shield move, and when she called for it in battle he would crouch down with his shield raised, waiting to feel the impact of her boots, then launch her forward – at a line of panzers, across battlements. He would take half a minute to watch in awe as the dust billowed around her landing, watch her upend tanks and pulverize fortifications. Then he’d sprint after, taking out machine gun nests and artillery, and the Wehrmacht would have another tale of the two Allied soldiers with shields who they could never, ever defeat.

I’m officially taking it as canon now that the reason Steve knew how to properly launch Natasha at the Chitauri is cuz Diana taught him, and no one can tell me different.

this was a good one

I gotta get on AO3 huh.

@memecaptainsteverogers @princessofthememeyscira

I don’t think I’ve ever been more terrifying than the time I went into combat wearing a tiara.

The good news: the bathtub spider is dead. The bad news: the wall between the Watchtower showers and common room is gone. The worst news: This happened as I was already ready to shower and Diana hasn’t stopped laughing yet.

Look I agree dress codes are regressive and usually shame-based but I AM going to have to insist we put it in the bylaws that nobody have a cooler shield than me.

I dunno, I think @princessofthememeyscira has a cooler shield than you.

I mean, I suppose it depends which side you put the handle on. Knowing the Avengers, they’d insist it read “STOP (jumping out of buildings)” on the inside, if it was mine. 

I’d have thought that might appeal to you. One more way for you to ignore the constant demands that you consider proper safety instead of just “what you can walk away from.”

Look I agree dress codes are regressive and usually shame-based but I AM going to have to insist we put it in the bylaws that nobody have a cooler shield than me.

I dunno, I think @princessofthememeyscira has a cooler shield than you.

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

omfg

@princessofthememeyscira @im-batmeme

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

I love this?

yessss

@im-batmeme @princessofthememeyscira

Nobody understands my struggle

You give great hugs!

Wanna grab ice cream later?

You give great hugs!

Wait, wait, wait.. Lois Lane has character? When did that start?