A mess of beautiful contradictions.

Can you guys believe before I became a degenerate My parents had me in fencing classes.

This is something I demand you teach me next time we hang out. 💙

if you haven't been to japan... it's worth everything. just saying!

Hook me up with a good tour guide? Bonus points if they're cute.

i ain't got much to say about all this company news. i just wanna know if disney buys the 'e, if that makes your boy a disney princess.

... you'd make a killer Disney Princess. Can picture you with magic hair and everything. The spirits of your ancestors talking to you through a magic tree. Whole nine yards.

Maybe I should jump ship over to AEW. I have this gut feeling that everything for WWE is going to be all whack now.

Can you bring me with you? Take your best friend to work day? Or something?

You're big into social media, right? You know that TikTok sound 'I can't see, I'm blind,'. That's all of us to you right now.

If I don't work for you, am I still allowed to come?

my ma says hi, guys.

I haven't even met your mom and I like her better than half the people around.

@princessofthe619 I was reading about those fruity drinks you were telling me about and they said Sunday the best day to get them so brunch on me?

He texted her when he pulled up letting her know he was there. He knocked softly on her door giving her a few minutes to answer. “Wow you look beautiful.” He smiled blushing a bit “so are these drink really bottomless you are promised me?” He smirked

"You actually came!" She said a little bit surprised with a bright smile on her lips. It wasn't as if she thought he would really stand up her. More along the lines of whether he would be okay with doing something like brunch - wasn't exactly something that some people would be okay with doing. She spun a little bit as the sundress flared out with her as she moved, her purse slung over her shoulder. "Thank you! You look pretty cute too," she teased linking her arm into his own. "Yes! You can drink as much as you want and they just keep refilling them. My treat too, don't worry about trying to pay. I'd hate to have to fight you."

No hello or anything. My heart... @princessofthe619

You're so overdramatic. I totally said hi. Then I said bye. And waved as I passed you. ;)

Did I lose my phone on the jaguar field.. possibly.. did I just happen to buy a new one this morning yes.

Well shit. 🙃🙃

I was going to bid on it but you'd be shocked how quickly the price went through the roof. Not worth it.

Am I drunk before 4pm yes but it’s 5pm somewhere? Or however the song goes

Warned you those fruity little drinks pack more of a punch than you would imagine.

Did I lose my phone on the jaguar field.. possibly.. did I just happen to buy a new one this morning yes.

Is now a bad time to tell you I saw a 'Tony Khan real phone' for sale on Ebay?

@princessofthe619 I was reading about those fruity drinks you were telling me about and they said Sunday the best day to get them so brunch on me?

Yeah absolutely I gotta shower and get changed and stuff to so I’ll see you soon.

@princessofthe619 I was reading about those fruity drinks you were telling me about and they said Sunday the best day to get them so brunch on me?

Yes! I'm totally down for this! Just woke up though. Give me until like 10:30 / 11 and we can meet up somewhere. Think that's the perfect time for brunch.

I feel like I’m gonna have an aneurysm too old for all this shit.

I'm glad you're the one in power and have to deal with everything. More power to you for dealing with that lol.