forever in another world

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

She’s done it. She’s finally solved the equation.

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3

You know what, fuck you *unvapes*

I can’t believe Jennette Mccurdy killed your mom.