MOLLY SMILES.

How is a person’s flabby belly any more aggressive than throwing a solid ball at the wood? Honestly, the fact that the alley isn’t all dented up kind of defies gravity. Or maybe I just don’t understand science enough to get how it works, the rules haven’t really applied to my life pre-Walt. If you hate it that much then get a different job? Or is no one going to hire you without being related to you?  

They were built for up to 16 pounds of bowling ball, not over a hundred pounds of dumb teenager. Hey, I work there out of the goodness of my own heart -- to help out my parents. Doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it. And where do you work, hm? Somewhere you can freely toss your friends like the freak you are? 

Oh, sure! @iristweed, @gothel2thekor, we’re totally taking all kinds of freaks! The more the merrier. 

I had a fine time in Hawaii. I didn’t fuck anyone anywhere I wasn’t supposed to, I didn’t get back with my ex, I didn’t get dumped, I didn’t complain about the cups we drank out of...I’d say it was a pretty perfect vacation on my end. 

This question is irrelevant. I happen to believe that a girl can have it all. 

Well, maybe if you were doing it for other reasons than aesthetic reasons and actually cared about the environment, maybe your suggestions would’ve been taken seriously. If you’d like to join me for some peaceful protests and reshaping the world, then you’re more than welcome to! 

But you see, Nut Butter...Everything I do, I do it for the aesthetic, so I guess the world is just gonna have to deal. What exactly are you protesting? 

Lucas: I'm sorry!! I was dealing with stuff and I wouldn't have been much fun anyway!! But it looked like SO MUCH fun!!

Lucas: It's okay! I'm doing good! No need to worry!

Lucas: Hey there! Now that we're all back together again, I think we should all hang out and chill!

Lucas: I wouldn't mind hosting! I can make snacks and order pizza. I think it'll be a lot of fun!!

Molly: wow, look who wants to hang now when he missed the opportunity of a lifetime for Team 10 to rock it in Hawaii! You, Remy, and Zeb are traitors making us show up in an odd number.

INSTAGRAM: @MOLLYOFHEARTS UPLOADED A PHOTO!

picked up these for @nedbadun and I’s look for the SONGS OF THE 2010s PARTY AT THE @FuckingDuckling TOMORROW NIGHT @ 8. Taking guesses on our lewk. Hint: It’s an iconic duet. 

ANNOUNCEMENT: 

Alright, 18+ people of Walt...It’s time to come clean. The ladies known as the Fierce Five (with our loyal boy counterparts’ help, of course) were behind the Anti- @ Pack all along. But we’ve rebranded. Now that we’ve gained a loyal Walt following, it’s time we did our own thing! So we are now called...GCF aka Good Clean Fun. It’s funny because any party thrown by us will be anything but. ;) 

So join us THIS FRIDAY, March 27th, for our first party thrown under our new name. The theme is....SONGS OF THE DECADE. Show up as a music video lewk or funny pun costume based on any song from 2010 - 2020. (But please, make it a song people know.) Best look gets a prize, and first 20 people to show up get some free party favors. ;) And now that you know who we are, you can congratulate us face-to-face this Friday night at the Fucking Duckling. Be there or be a generation 1 iPod nano. 

xoxo, 

I write music now. And none of it is angry or sexual, it’s all basically poems that I’ve hoarded over the last few years and put to acoustic guitar. I’m getting soft and I hate it but like...that’s a thing. 

I think a bowling lane’s a little too slippery for my current condition, but if your current gutter cleaner is slacking at their job you should definitely consider getting them more training! Bowling’s a very fun activity, it would be a shame to have it ruined by subpar gutters.

Almost like it would be a shame for a perfectly good school year to be ruined by subpar ex-girlfriends.