Vindictive Wargod

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

pakige 📦

Sensational spelling!

It's because even though the pronounciation is basically the same, it's not exactly the same! It's spelled in such a way that makes you think of it as being pronounced with a specific accent or vocal quirk, specifically one that evokes a personality trait that is funny when thought of in combination with that word, which is a very convoluted sequence of associations, but the fact that English spelling is Like That completely smooths the ride and makes it completely unconscious, which is fascinating

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear

no the rest of them didn't mind