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Because of Soraru and Mafumafu / After the Rain  my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, my grades are up, I have 20/20 vision, the sun is shining

PLEASE tell me if I’m fuckin up. I’d much rather be told i’m wrong up front than silently filed away under “P for Problematic”

S T O P

the sun and moon pokedex entries are all so brutal

reblog with your fave sun/moon pokedex entry

Drifloon: “If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.” Umbreon: “With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it.” Slowpoke: “Alolan home cooking involves drying Slowpoke tails and then simmering them into a salty stew.” (I THOUGHT THAT WAS ILLEGAL???) these are all from Moon.

I’m almost positive all the strange Pokédex entries are just Rotomdex fucking with us to see if we’d believe it.

reblog this post to bless your hive of Scum and Villainy

time to pick up crosstitch again.

Aww her name is Grandma.

@femmetwink

@waterboarding