#1 self-obsesser #1 everyone-else-obsesser

Okay I’ve just not been reading my asks at all but I will answer some soonish. If you get a notification that I answered an ask you sent five bajillion years ago... You’re welcome

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

LOSS IS NOW OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT

man i can never do those "type prev's url with your eyes closed" things because i always just nail it perfectly every time. as punishment for touch-typing good i'm being deprived of the opportunity to make funny typos of my friends' names!!!

i have drafted a lot of posts tagging staff telling them how the ui change is so bad i want to commit suicide because none of them truly encapsulate how absolutely ass it is

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

I hate when people imply America has only just recently become evil. We need to go back to when America was SENSIBLE and NORMAL because I was oblivious to fascism and imperialism

Seeing a lot of "tRump and Kegseth committed PERFIDY when they blew up Venezuelan boats" today, which is true, they apparently fired from an aircraft which was made to look like a civilian airliner, with missiles hidden inside the fuselage, but hey why exactly did they have that plane to begin with? What non-perfidious use were previous administrations using that plane for?

I mean reading between the lines it sounds like they painted a P-8 Poseidon for this, which does look remarkably like a civilian 737 if you don’t know all the breeds of airplane.

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

The feminine urge to eat food to kill. Or so I’ve heard.

In a development being called “heartbreaking” and “emotionally obliterating” scientists announce that being right and being fucking annoying are not mutually exclusive.

stop saying heated rivalry is about white boys having sex when one of the protagonists is literally asian-canadian, use your fucking brain

2027 prediction: 'parasocial' has gone so mainstream that anyone following anyone else without direct mutual connection is seen as parasocial. all interactions are gauged by either an absence , or excess, or mutual respect. yes, in 2026 you can respect each other too much. a third party will be the judge of that. no, they are not considered parasocial. to be the judge is to be the point