Kitten says Meow

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

witches are just goth hippies

another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

Can we all agree this is just the sweetest and most healing, heart-felt thing ever? 

BEGONE THOUGHT

*opens my third eye*  >⋮3c

hating and being disgusted by women isn’t gay culture it’s misogyny babes and it makes u ugly

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing

a good boy