I'm still a lost boy

honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave. 

Gemini season yet again. A whole host of other reasons, but here we are again

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god

pizza delivery drivers have done more good for the population than the police or the military ever have

Oh we’re performing behaviours are we? We’re acting in ways??

life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut

lotta ppl thinking i meant this as a bad or negative thing so i want to make it clear having these traits makes me cool & sexy

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

convert your office into a horrible disaster

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″