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studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

two meads in and i’m already asking my knight how he gets his codpiece so shiny. i’m so fucked.

You never know from which direction a potential assassin will strike. Having two knights allows you to protect both sides of your bed as you sleep.

She makes me repeat my vow over and over, for Her. A songbird; with only one song, devotion. She makes me repeat my oath over and over, as she removes its symbol from my back, the deep emerald cloak marked with runes; my binding to Her. She makes me repeat them over and over, as she goes for my neck with a hunger that only rivals mine own. I stutter the words. She makes me repeat them. Comepletely bare to Her, I say them a final time before I break them, for Her. Over and over again..

I think we should try turning the “there’s nothing we can do about it” people into blue slimes. then we can see if there really is nothing to be done or if they were the ones preventing us from doing it 😡

knight who gently cradles your head against their cool breastplate, fondling your hair lightly. knight who whispers soothing reassurances under their breath to you as they cover your ears with a callused hand, holding you gently against the metal as they raise a crossbow and shoot your roaming enemy square in the throat

Where’s my feral knight to chase me around and catch me????

loyal knight save me... loyal knight... save me loyal knight

The giant dragon outside the tower I'm trapped in is honestly very cute. He has burnt down five villages and eaten two knights but it's ok cause it's for enrichment. Maybe my dad will let me keep him

im a girlprince in a boyprincess way but also the secret third option. also i have magic powers. no i do not have a personality disorder nor do i have autism it's called my natural pretty boy cunty girl futch swagger and these fools just want to get in my royal bedchambers.