i'd rather be the only dark power inside your body

I know we don't know anything about the companions' personalities but I'm not gonna lie. Davrin would have to be completely unlikable on every conceivable level to outweigh the sheer sex appeal of Dalish elf Warden with a griffon.

Okay but this is hilarious to me because I have a very talkative tuxedo named Fëanor. 

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

iconic

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again