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If there’s one thing Adam Gaudette knows how to do, it’s making his wife laugh. The laughter is readily apparent when you scroll through their social media, whether it’s Gaudette doing his Borat impression or cracking jokes on his Twitch stream. Gaudette is clearly a bit of a goofball, but so is his wife, Micaela. They seem just right for each other. Unfortunately, he also knows how to make her cry: a roundhouse kick to the head.

I appreciate that Micaela captioned this, “How my husband ruined our wedding part 1” as if this is a multi-part series of the many, many ways that Gaudette ruined their wedding.

The viral video has spread beyond Canucks fans and even beyond North America, as the story was picked up by The Daily Mail in the UK. As the continued popularity of America’s Funniest Home Videos tells us, everyone likes an embarrassing mishap at a wedding. It’s humour that crosses societal boundaries. At the very least, Adam and Micaela’s wedding was memorable. It’s awfully hard to forget getting roundhouse kicked in the face.

📹 : TikTok @ gaudsquads [x]

Gauds: So it took her a long time to talk about it. When she posted that TikTok, she didn’t even tell me about it. I came down from playing video games and she’s like, “you’re going to be mad at me. I did something.” I was like, “oh jeez, what did you do?” She showed me. I was like, “Oh God honestly Mic I’m more embarrassed than you are.” 

It was funny, at first I didn’t really like to talk about it. I remember I was coaching for my neighbours’ young team, and one of the coaches were like, “You’re not going to try to kick me in the head are you?” I was like “I will if you keep talking about it.” And he just kind of looked at me like, “oh jeez maybe I shouldn’t have said that.” I was like “I’m just kidding. All good.” But now it’s funny. It’s got some laughs. And we were just happy to bring some joy to the people in these crazy times in this world. And I’m glad to see she really opened up about it and was OK with it and had fun with it.

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As requested (sources of these gifset x x): our glorious starting lineup, shining bright during the national anthem.

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