We are Rick Prime from far distant reality, unlike our lesser copies. Even though we married Diane, cruel circumstances prevented us from having Beth.
In some ways the inevitable ending between zdiane and us was for the best. We created portal travel much faster than alternatives and were quicker to begin seeding it across infinity.
Until C-137 turned us down.
From there, the story goes the same... Until our C-137 committed the cardinal sin of boring us.
... We might have stopped if we knew how boring it would be without them.
From there Prime hunted down the greatest God entity within the universe, consuming it into US.
Now we watch and feast upon your senseless lives.
OCC A Chaotic Evil female Prime because there isnโt enough Fem Rick representation here. Anyway with Rick Primes usual insane pride Primess went and challenged an ancient Eldrich God for its power.
She somewhat won, gaining true divinity at the cost of most of her sense of self. Itโs basically Rick Prime meets Dead by Daylights The Entity. All powerful emotional vampire who contents itself watching morals flail.
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I am going to give you as much context as I can. I have been apart a roleplay server called NTC. Where there's been several troubles with the exact same group that's going around spreading misinformation to make me and several others who ran the discord server look bad.
The only reason I'm addressing this because it's going too far. None of this shit is okay but the fact that it's becoming an actual safety problem is insane and needs to be addressed.
Recently actual lies have been spreading around and I might as well address them.
"I have screenshots of the mun of anti-morty admitting they have a crush on a 30 year old whilst being 22"
1. An adult crushing on another older adult isn't wrong whatsoever????? This also contradicts the nasty accusation you claimed where we "like kids". Which is it? Hearing these false accusations is awful especially when you're a victim to grooming and pedophilia. Then suddenly it's also wrong when we like someone older? What do you want from us? Your only "proof" of grooming from us is nothing but the literal definition of the word and claiming we were grooming a 14 year old for roleplaying in a PUBLIC CHATROOM where EVERYONE of ALL ages could roleplay in. We kept it SFW. (I am not the only adult that was roleplaying in the channels, If we are going to apply your own logic here, this would mean every older person that's interacted with the 14 year old in the discord is a groomer). But apparently not automatically being hostile to a kid = grooming. If you want to talk about groomers look towards the TWO ADULTS who have their characters making out with a MINORS character and actively encouraging the minor to engage in something like doxxing. (News flash that's a crime). Don't get pissed at us for applying Your own logic here. Practice what you preach.
"they sent me asks while i was unstable saying that iโm the reason all my family members died and have shitty lives as well as being the root cause that my life is shit."
2. We said nothing of the sort. Everything we've ever said in asks is IN character and NONE of them have anything to do with family. If we say something out of character WE WILL STATE OOC. Nothing said in character is anything we mean ooc. Because we believe that mun =/= muse.
We don't go fucking destroying galaxies the way our "muse" does. We aren't "anti rick" the way our character is. We do not implode every reality in our sight the way our character does. I can't believe I have to state this. Mun =/= muse. You can implement real life things into your character but that doesn't mean you are the character you made. Apply your own logic to yourselves and see how ridiculous this is because your characters are guilty of murder and genocide. Butterfly Rick is a trauma based character for what we experienced in the past. He is made up of everything and everyone that's harmed us. This is our way to cope for the trauma we have. To have this mun = muse logic thrown in our face means to say we are BR and this is fucking disgusting to say the least. Your muse isn't always a "self insert" or a "persona". It doesn't work like that. If you want to complain about delusions and paranoia start with this logic. If you cannot seperate yourself from the fiction you make then that alone sends us into a derealization episode. We already struggle with dissociation and derealization. This mindset is harmful. And you are actively endorsing a harmful mindset like this when at the same time you are playing victim by saying we are the ones sending you into episodes.
"they also said that the reason i was experiencing de habilitating pain that rendered me unable to move was because the devil/lucifer was mad at me for calling him a bitch. iโve never truly believed in a god but i was also at the hand of the younger impressionable person in this situation. they said that they were hearing โThem.โ and that โTheyโ (would not specify who โTheyโ is) told them that the devil is mad at me and he was โteaching me a lessonโ
3. You did not call our deity just a "bitch". You disrespected our beliefs AND the diety by calling him the F SLUR. Did you forget or are you purposely leaving that bit out? "They" is referred to the tarot cards we use to communicate with our deity. We only told you what the tarot cards said BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO KNOW. sneaking in words like "young and impressionable" to make us look bad is absolutely vile behaviour. That's not an excuse to disrespect beliefs the way you did.
There is no guarantee that our diety was the one giving you pain. It is YOUR decision to believe what the tarot cards told me. And if you don't believe in it then stop trying to make it a problem.
You can also stop using they/them on us. We collectively go by it/its.
Regarding more claims by another person.
Extra context: we are a P-DID system which is why the heavy use of "we/us/our".
Rick Sanchez is an alter.
Not just a "proxy". Pluralkit is used by systems to indicate who is speaking. They aren't just "bots" and "proxies". There is still real people behind these things. You should KNOW this.
This was an argument YOU started with him regarding whether an alter = their source. Our rick suffered heavy delusions and genuinely thought he was rick c137 before he fused. And some of us still do believe this. And you decided to argue about us with this mindset. And like you said, if what he said triggered delusions, why did you actively insert yourself into the conversation when like you said, YOU COULD'VE IGNORED IT, yes rick saying someone isn't real is bad, we told him off for that, we are both in the wrong here and after all this ordeal we both apologized. you have also stated that you understand that it's difficult to seperate yourself from this mindset. I only do believe you are bringing it up to make us look bad without full context and ignore the fact we both apologized for the argument and moved on. Same can be said for everything else here. Everything is brought up without full context just to make us look bad. Leave us and everyone else in the server alone. We didn't want to engage in this stupid drama but if you are actively trying to doxx us then we really have no choice but to come out with our side. This isn't okay.
Oh... oh wait, you're the one who almost took over the citadel... I uh- nevermind, forget I ever offered you anything!" - Quantum Morticia (@therevivedcouncil)
... You know what? No. No, you can't take it back now.
Better get me that lemonade, kid... or peepaw is going bang bang.
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okay, so, we're trying out a new format with this one. instead of screenshots, i'm going to copy paste the messages, for ease of reading.
this one is pretty important to the ongoing plots of @msc137, @presidentpawn, and @primessrick, so i really would recommend reading it! i'm sure a fair amount of this is going to show up later, here on tumblr.
#group-chat
Skittle: said this in #group-chat-2, but i dont think ryan saw it,
there are some people that really muddle the clarity of the whole "anti primess" movement
Primess: Yes thank you for your input Not-Grandson. Don't you have a bar to drink through?
Skittle: yeah im really slacking off on my duties.
Primess: As long as you are aware.
Whatever Effie sees in your pathetic presence we shall never know.
Skittle: i dont know either tbh
Primess: And you still always seek new ways to disappoint her?
Skittle: seems like it. its just a matter of time at this point really
Pawn (in response to Primess): Do you ever shut up? Do you truly lack the capability to acknowledge when nobody wants to hear from you? Are you so desperate for attention that you bring back everything you've already done in order to live out your former "glory" ?
Pawn: You're disgusting. If the only low hanging fruit you can find is scraps from past encounters, you have long since deserved to starve.
Skittle: oh. woah.
Primess: Careful, little Pawn. Your amusement will run its course, and unlike little 'Skittle', who we still find entertaining and will continue surviving our tender mercies. You will find out how unfortunate our games can be to those toys we wish to throw away.
Pawn: I don't play for your amusement. I don't fear you, nor have I been given a true reason to. You are nothing but a parasite, you leech off whatever you can get your hands on and pretend you're the monster. You may be powerful, but that doesn't make up for your weakness in every other place.
Pawn: What you do is none of my business, but it's becoming sad to watch. You're desperate for pieces of past experiments, and they are long past finished. Pretend to be important as long as it makes you feel better, but know your act is transparent.
Skittle: im. i. i think i need a minute. ill be right back.
Primess: ... It is truly quite an accomplishment to render us speechless... But how else are we meant to react when we see a fool attempt to fistfight the Sun. Your pathetic attempts to psychoanalyse us fail as you try to attribute what we do to human natures, little mortal you can not even begin to understand our mind; thinking so otherwise makes you even more adorably naive than every other Morty we see.
Primess: But please. If it makes your pathetic life have some meaning, leap into the maw, try and flail. It only serves to remind us how weak and lowly you truly are.
Pawn: You'll have that connection to humanity forever, whether you like it or not. You may be inhuman, but you started as a Rick, and that will forever your baseline. When stripped of what makes you 'special', you go back to being somebody who can only thrive off of seeing somebody do worse than you. I would say it's sad to watch if anybody cared enough to do so.
Pawn: You're not above as much as you think you are, and the day it happens, I hope to watch you fall much like Icarus. You are beyond your depth, in every way.
Primess: For a moment she watches Pawn in silence. Until a cruel laugh erupts from her throat.
How utterly adorable you areโadorable and insignificant. Be grateful for it. It is the only thing keeping that loveless little fluttery thing in your chest, actually in your chest. For now atleast.
As for your hopes, by all means, pray to non-existent gods and hope to the universe that abandoned you long ago for all you wish. But the way we see it, your dreams are as pointless as you are.
Pawn: My heart keeps beating because I make it so. If you had any say over that, I would bother to watch my tongue around you. I don't respect you, nor do I fear you. Your opinion of me matters less than it does any man I'd see on the side of the road, you're no more than a vulture to me.
Pawn: You aren't to be feared, and you do nothing but act as a fool when you pretend to be as much. You are vermin, the dirt on the cosmic heel.
#mortys-1
Skittle: um, hey. pawn, uh. thanks.
Pawn: Don't thank me.
Pawn: It's not necessary.
Skittle: ...
Skittle: i think it is
Pawn: It's really not.
Pawn: If it... helps, you're welcome.
Skittle: :)
Skittle: i mean. it is necessary. im sure you know how shitty ive been feeling lately. it was, well, it felt really nice for someone to say something to her when she started to dig into me.
Pawn: It's not just you. She needs to be taught what her place is.
Skittle: i know
Pawn: What she pretends to be is far from where she actually stands, and she looks foolish picking on an already ill teenager.
Skittle: still
Pawn: I don't need to be thanked. Others should be standing up when you can't more often.
#group-chat
Primess: Her eyes blaze Oh, poor little toy. Perhaps we were too lenient. Your heart did beat because we allowed you to have it so... Such a pity it won't do so again. At her final word Pawn's heart stops, the agony in his chest is instant.
By our count, you have 20 seconds to beg for your life.
Skittle: shitshitshit pawn it isnt worth it please apologize to her
Primess: By all means little fool die upon the floor then. Perhaps others will learn to hold their tongue
Primess (in reply to Skittle): Once again you get other people hurt Not-Grandson
Skittle: please please dont kill him
Skittle: please
Primess: Tsk tsk. We thought you said so long ago you wouldn't do any deals with us again
Primess: Either we get a deal, an apology or a corpse
Skittle: im fucking weak, okay? im not gonna let you kill him. what do you want from me?
Primess: Another favour, another game when we choose. Don't worry it won't be the same as last time.
Pawn: The pain that flooded his system instantly made Pawn clutch his chest, eye squeezing shut. He tried to wave off Morty, biting down on his lip to prevent crying out in pain, near keeling over. 20 seconds was up too quickly, the boy collapsing on the ground.
Skittle: and no one gets physically hurt?
Skittle: fuck
Skittle: deal
Skittle: i cant make demands right now just please dont kill him
Primess: Do you really think you deserve that kindness this time?
Skittle: fine whatever just please
Primess: Good choice. At the snap of her fingers Pawn's heart starts beating again... not a moment too soon
Pawn: When brought back, Pawn's body twitched, heavy gasping and coughing bringing him back to awareness. For a moment, he sat still on the floor, eye widened as he stared down at himself on the floor. Without speaking, he stood and used his gun to send himself somewhere else. Anywhere but there.
Primess: ... Skittle
Skittle: ...hi.
Primess: He does that ever again, we will rip his heart out of his chest and feed the bloodied mess to him. Make sure he knows it.
Skittle: okay
#mortys-1
Skittle: god fucking damn it
Skittle: no one ever give a shit about me again. please
Skittle (linking to #group-chat-1): this is what happens when you do
Skittle: fuck
Skittle: fuck
Morty(?): im pretty sure that happened because it was a long time coming
Morty(?): shouldve let him die
Skittle: he went out of his way to defend me to her and she almost fucking killed him.
Skittle: fuck you
Morty(?): im just saying! this is not the first fight hes caused
Skittle: but its the first fight hes caused on my behalf
Morty(?): the guy practically looks for a fight whenever he can get it
Skittle: and this is the fight that almost killed him
Skittle: the one where he was defending me
#group-chat-1
Adult!Showrunner Morty: * walks in holding a smoke wearing a cover all, looks at this shit * ...oh * leaves *
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what an eventful morning! let me know what you think of the format!
โDonโt you ever get tiredโฆ Iโm sorry I wonโt fit what you apparently want from me. But love makes you do things that sound insane. And I pity you for not having even the minimum notion of what it feels like. Now get out. I am not in the mood.โ
This was to be expected, honestly, I made him too reliant on having a host. I should have known that he'd end up with a human, I have a soft spot for those fleshy beings, but they aren't always the most reliable when it comes to their minds.
Look on the bright side, the humans mind is on limited time. None of them can witness eternity, let alone a child one. Its mind will fracture eventually. What occurs to your son's mind afterwards will be interesting.
This was to be expected, honestly, I made him too reliant on having a host. I should have known that he'd end up with a human, I have a soft spot for those fleshy beings, but they aren't always the most reliable when it comes to their minds.
Look on the bright side, the humans mind is on limited time. None of them can witness eternity, let alone a child one. Its mind will fracture eventually. What occurs to your son's mind afterwards will be interesting.
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This was to be expected, honestly, I made him too reliant on having a host. I should have known that he'd end up with a human, I have a soft spot for those fleshy beings, but they aren't always the most reliable when it comes to their minds.
Look on the bright side, the humans mind is on limited time. None of them can witness eternity, let alone a child one. Its mind will fracture eventually. What occurs to your son's mind afterwards will be interesting.
It was now day six in his search, in the mist of it all, there was chaos, fear and adrenaline ran high. But most of all exhaustion had won. Nihilistic could be found passed out on the desk before him, he had not slept in these days and so exhaustion consumed him. He slept, dreamed into another reality, where he was with him.
"Incoming transmission..."
"Huh...?"
The computer's voice shook him from his slumber, and he immediately sat up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes with one hand, swiveling in his chair to see the large screen before him, blaring lights and the words flashing across them. "Shit." He quickly ran over to the console and began to type in the access codes for it. Glancing over his shoulder he saw Incubus sleeping, unaware of the noises.
This computer screen flickered and it looked like it might be a false transmission when all of a sudden he heard a voice.
"Yoo-whooo Nihilistic sweetie....or should I say..."
Nihilistic furrowed his brow and muttered under his breath. "The fuck..." When he saw it , or better yet saw her on the screen. A smug smirk displayed on her ruby red lips, their eyes holding a gleam of triumph in them. Her smile, rose in bloom with thorns.
"Unity..." Nihilistic let out a low growl as he saw them displayed on the screen before them.
"Guard Dog.... My my my my... Such a temper now is that a anyway to treat a lady."
"Depends, but I really don't see a lady here." He shot back cooly. Nihilistic didn't have the fondest memories of Unity even his own, he held them all in the same headspace. Hivemind bitch just trying to conquer the next best thing.
Unity let out a laugh, he could hear the taunting tone behind it as she did so. "Ah, there it is. That snarky tone of yours. I can see why he likes it so much." She smirked as she leaned down further on the screen, eyeing Nihilistic. "Though I can't say much about your figure or appearance.... Ugh, what he saw in you I have no idea. Just like that one over there.... " She said as she pointed at Incubus.
"I know you have him ! Cut to the chase and return him back now !" The anger and rage that had been building up, was now overflowing and spilling out.
"Return him. Why would I ever do that now, when I can devour him for my meal and more..." Moving out of the way she revealed she had Richard confined in restraints, on their knees, battered and beaten. The sight before him made Nihilistic violently sick with rage. "Richard !" He called out to them, but when they tried responding to them, all they got was a choked out gasp as a mechanical claw wrapped around their neck, not yet chocking them but as if waiting to on cue.
"YOU FUCKIN' BITCH I'll KILL YOU !!!" He yelled at the screen, which caused Incubus to wake up, falling out of his chair. "H-H-hey man ! Keep it-" Incubus stopped talking the minute he saw what was happening and where Richard was. "... This fuckin' bitch...." He muttered under their breath. " Incubus long time no see, how's it hanging sweetheart." Unity greeted them as she gave them her most charming and sickening smile, meanwhile Richard's head went limp, hanging down. "The fuck did you do to him ?! "
"Nothing yet. Did you tell our little friend here, who he's been playing house with ? Hmm ? "
"Shit. Not now Unity. Give us back Richard. Come on now..."
Nihilistic's eyes darted between the two of them. "The fuck is this crazy bitch talking about?" He snarled out at them, his pulse was racing as he was on the edge, all he wanted was Richard home. Safe. Happy. With him.
"Nothing. She's just on one is all. Come on give us Richard back..."
They were acting too calmly for them to just come to the situation at hand. It was unlike them. "Incubus.... What the fuck is going on..." He asked through gritted teeth as he watched them now. "OH this is rich, ha. They don't know do they. They don't know at all !" The way they were mocking them, and how she displayed how safe she felt on talking down to them, told him something was missing. "INCUBUS!" Nihilistic yelled at them to get them to talk to them. His attention was drawn to the screen once more as Unity began to talk, this time her tone was more menacing.
"This right here? This man. This being! This is a GOD you fools ! And you think I will give it up just like that ? HA. Not a chance. Nihilistic darling meet your beloved Richard, a Prime. " At this she pulled Richard's hair hold his head up, his right eyes was bruised, blood covered his lips, a look in his eyes, defeat. "W-W-What the fuck is she on about? A Prime ? Richard a Prime ?" Nihilistic's mind was trying to put everything together at once, it wasn't that he looked over at Incubus who had a look of disappointment and regret.
"No..." As if on cue, flashbacks swimed in his mind. Every kiss, every touch, every word ever traded between him and Richard, gone, tainted.
"Nihilistic it was a long time ago... It... It happened a long time ago. He's... He's not like that.."
"And that's exactly what's wrong with it. He's not like that. He's soft ! He was feared by all those that crossed his path ! He was a God in all his glory! Now look at him. Weak. Desperate. Pathetic. "Unity spat the last words out, and let Richard's head go. "No matter, we have something to fix that for him. Toughen him up. Chef if you will do the honors."
Out from the shadows, stepped the butcher Chef, the same guy that had wailed on him and taken Richard. It was their mechanical claw wrapped around Richard's neck, as if on cue, it began to squeeze, chocking them. At the same time Richard began to gasp for air, Incubus reached for his throat and began to gasp for air, clawing at his throat. "HOLY SHIT ! LET HIM GO !" Nihilistic yelled at them, but the second sound he heard was a pained scream, agonizingly, excruciatingly pained scream. It was coming from the screen, Nihilistic was watching the madness unfold when he looked over and saw Incubus thrashing on the floor, blood on the white tiles beneath them, and then their own screaming filling the lab walls.
Nihilistic rushed to them, turning them over, he saw their left eye, bulging and bleeding, at the same time, Nihilistic heard the sickening popping noises coming from the screen. What flew onto the ground was Incubus's eye, leaving him a screaming bloody mess.
"Perhaps this would be fit for your next meal, guard dog."
The Butcher Chef held up the eyeball to the screen, causing both he and Unity laughter, while in the background and in the lab, all Nihilistic could hear were screams of agony.
@nihilistic-rick SO MUCH YOUNG BLOODโฆ I think you ARE a proper guard dog. If Unity didn't ask to keep this pretty face alive, I'd love to cut his throat RIGHT NOW, Your despair will turns my appetiteโฆ
โUGH! You were always so stubborn. Such a waste!โ
They grabbed his hair, grip tightening as their temper rose, patience wearing thin.
โI canโt believe you let yourself go like this. You used to be a god! Mortys, Ricks and Dianes begged for mercy at your feet! Now look at youโฆ groveling at the feet of one.โ
โSUCH A WASTE OF A PRIME!โ
โYouโve gone so soft. Even playing house with Ricks.โ
Their gaze turned bitter at the other Rick.
โWe should teach a lesson.โ
@nihilistic-rick @x1633chefrick
โShould we.. cut off a legโฆ cut out an eye.. scar up that beautiful face? What do we think, Butcher?โ
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We never met you ourselves, but we are curious. What is it you hope to gain from the Priest? Hiring the butcher seems excessive if you just seek a meal. And except for his secrets, he hardly seems worth the attention.
@primessrick
โOh?โ *They gave a giggle which echoed between their different forms.*
โI see Richard doesnโt trust you then. If you knew him.. youโd know why heโs so special to me. I adore him. But.. he plays hard to get. I could never get close.. but a Rick? Especially now that heโs gone soft on them? Itโs the obvious to pick one for the job.โ
