Spellcasting And Plotting

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

How do I talk to people without showing them the skull?

Back in my days people didn't need The Machine That's Programmed to Always Agree With You™ to feel smart. We just had a gremlin-like lackey who was too spineless to disagree with Master

shout out to female wizards shout out to ftm & mtf wizards shout out to nonbinary genderqueer and none of the above wizards always remember that magic is divided on use never on gender and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong. and if anyone intentionally misgenders you you’re allowed to cast primal fire on them it’s literally allowed. prejudice has no place in magic

Application for the neutral wizard guild: I am far too ANCIENT and MYSTICAL to be any way evil or good, I have seen everything and so am unfazed by anything. I will cast my archaic bug rune as a jest occasionally though.

Let’s freaking go

ogre sightings have been on the rise

Something something yo mama

Application for the neutral wizard guild: I am far too ANCIENT and MYSTICAL to be any way evil or good, I have seen everything and so am unfazed by anything. I will cast my archaic bug rune as a jest occasionally though.

i really respect the numerous wizard blogs and the ability to commit to the bit for multiple years running

You guys have been doing a bit?

lick a rock today

(insecure evil wizard) do you guys even like when I cast ketamine ape…?