Spellcasting And Plotting

Considering dabbling in the dark arts a lil. Just a little bit. It's generally not my cup of liquor, on accounna the tastelessness. Tho some mothafuckas do be trying me, most certainly.

A fresh cup of tea is a powerful entity. Just the smell can be a great force of calm and connection, and there are so many varieties. It is a wonderful thing, to sit in the light and simply feel the warmth in your hands.

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

How do I talk to people without showing them the skull?

Back in my days people didn't need The Machine That's Programmed to Always Agree With You™ to feel smart. We just had a gremlin-like lackey who was too spineless to disagree with Master

shout out to female wizards shout out to ftm & mtf wizards shout out to nonbinary genderqueer and none of the above wizards always remember that magic is divided on use never on gender and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong. and if anyone intentionally misgenders you you’re allowed to cast primal fire on them it’s literally allowed. prejudice has no place in magic