my heart, my liege, my second birth

He's still a bit awkward about it at first but Rose is always just so excited for him and never judges him and it's not like she's keeping quiet about what she gets up to so eventually Shane is literally calling her like "I finally convinced Ilya to fuck me with no prep! He probably still wouldn't have done it except for the fact that it was only like an hour since he fucked me last but it was so hot he just pushed me down on the kitchen counter, pulled down my pants, lubed up, and slid right in."

Sometimes he just needs someone to tell him that he's not being weird before he's brave enough to ask Ilya for a new thing, like when he first saw Ilya play Call of Duty with Marleau on headset and he wanted to ask if he could just stay on his knees with his cock in his mouth while he played if he promised to not move.

despite having sex every week and having a whole roster, ilya consistently texts shane for TWO years. sometimes even being left on read. his DICK PIC got left on read and he wasn't deterred. most persistent booty call ever

ilya's green-eyed monster upon seeing shane at the club with someone else, because it's not him, and his response is to grab a girl directly in shane's eyesight and make out with her while keeping eye contact the WHOLE TIME.

ilya's grumpy reaction when shane gets a text from rose. how dare this woman make his man laugh. even though this man had already rejected this woman for him. he's like "i can't believe y'all had sex" even though 1) ilya.... he's gay and didn't enjoy it 2) you have sex with women every week and actually enjoy vagina you have no basis for this

ilya's petulance when shane spends even a SECOND on the phone with hayden even though they've already been inseparable for days and have two whole weeks together. the man pouts and clingily puts his chin on shane's knee. then he pulls out the most devious trick in the book. just because he could literally not stand a second without shane time.

shane and ilya in the lake. shane is literally doing nothing but sitting on an uncomfortable rock as he watches ilya do handstands. it's giving "mom! look at me!" and ilya still wants more, so he keeps bugging shane ("is this where you do yoga?" "how is the water? let me splash you"), kissing his ankle, and finally being satisfied when shane gives him a little kiss.