#masterposting

I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.

Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.

Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)

The Master will also be in every episode.

Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.

The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot

Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.

I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.

I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.

The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.

The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.

And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time

The Show’s now called Master Who.

It’s my show now.

hi! you can call me gaze (née silver). adult. she/her. I write cod fanfic. the content here is definitely for mature audiences.

this is my ao3

I've got terminal pricegaz. I don't rly care about or ship anything else. except for kruegernikto. ghostgaz and ghostsoap are cute tho.

I'm picky, I'm fussy, I'm bad at organising posts. I like bouncing ideas back and forth in replies. I'm obnoxious about gaz. I like icky nasty things in my fiction.

🏡 It pains me to even have to do this, but two house rules:

I don't ship Laswell with men. Don't talk to me about that.

If you derail my pricegaz post to make it about priceghost, pricenik, pricesoap, poly etc, I'll just delete your comment and/or block you.

some often used tags and my writing icks (please read the icks if you're sending me prompts <3):

Putting Dhawan's Master between Simm and Gomez does a huge disservice to all three incarnations.

Missy's entire personality is carved out of Simm!Master's character arc. And Dhawan's personality is carved out of Missy's character arc.

His incarnation was all about exploring why the Master turned to evil in the first place, while also being too spiteful to consider reconciling with the Doctor. Hence why he's enraged at the very thought of the Doctor's forgiveness, and chooses to die just to hurt the Doctor that little bit more. He finally discovers the truth of what he is, and while he rightfully directs his anger at Rassilon rather than the Doctor, he's still too spiteful to consider standing with the Doctor, and murders his future self to prevent it.

So, he wakes up as Missy, with no recollection of the events on the colony ship, but plenty of memories of The End of Time and an understanding of why she is the way she is. But now the spite and pettiness has gone. Now she understands why their friendship went sour in the first place, she has no reason to fight and oppose the Doctor, so she seeks instead to reconcile with him, albeit in The Master's typically twisted way, and with her typical narcissism. And in the end, she becomes someone that is not kind, at least not in the way the Doctor wants her to be, but values their friendship enough to try.

Sticking Dhawan in-between them throws that character arc away completely. If Simm regenerated into Dhawan and discovered the Timeless Child, he would still be insecure and bitter that he couldn't be the Doctor's equal, but the spite and arrogance from Simm would've boiled over to the point he would've killed the Doctor straight away. (This would've happened with Missy too if she'd discovered the Timeless Child early in her incarnation). It's only because Missy so badly wanted to stand with the Doctor as equals ("A friendship older than your civilisation and infinitely more complex") that he's so hurt that they aren't equals at all. That's why the only way out for him is designed for them to die together. Because he doesn't want to live if he can't stand with the Doctor as her equal.

(@thinking-about-ducks make a version for the doctor i dare you)

koschei

• he says the words out loud rarely but communicates the equivalent telepathically all the time. he wants only theta to be able to hear it

delgado

• says "i love you" with a straight face every time he leaves/dies/goes missing, only to return a week later acting like nothing happened. three says it back every time. this drives jo and the brig insane because neither the doctor nor the master will acknowledge that they've said it and will pretend they don't know what people are talking about

ainley

• a bit of a bitch so he doesn't say it very often. he might slip up every once in a while though. ace thinks she's got him figured out and is like "you love the professor don't you??" and he's like *shrug* yeah what about it? (bonus/cursed: the cheetah virus makes it so he purrs when he thinks happy thoughts about the doctor)

crispy

• only says it when he's being extremely dramatic or extremely soft, with no in between. does not do anything casually. in the audios, he has girlfriends/wives that he genuinely loves, but doesn't quite express it to them the same way. like a poorly baked cookie, he is crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside

goo snake

• has never said anything nice in his life. eight tells him "i love you" very passionately and goo master laughs in his face, causing eight to burst into tears

yana

• he doesn't get the chance to say it to the doctor but while he's fighting in the war he constantly refers to his mysterious "love" or his "lover"

simm

• whenever ten asks him why the fuck he's doing all his shit he says "because i love you" with a stupid smirk on his stupid face. he never once says it in a sincere moment because he's a rat bastard motivated by spite. he does come close when he has ten tied to the gurney, but doesn't commit because he's a coward.

missy

• never quite says the exact words but pretty much says everything else. "you're my favorite person", "you're so hot", "this is my husband", "we're on our honeymoon", "you need to be more committed in this relationship", etc etc

spy

From least bangable to most bangable

The First One (as appears in the Show): I’m pretty sure he’d regenerate on the spot if I fucked him

War: too depressed for sex

Seven: Annoying to Fuck. Mostly because he only did it to do a plot against me

Eleven: Asexual.

Ten: was obviously thinking about Rose.

Two: Probably would take that fucking recorder into the bedroom.

The Fugitive One: Seems like she’s more insufferable than the Doctors I know. Still better than bad recorder music.

Thirteen: Hates me a bit too much for it to be fun.

Morbius Doctors, don’t know them, don’t care about them.

Six: The Coat is a turn-off for me.

Four: Scarfplay gets boring after a while.

Eight: He won’t remember.

Twelve: Elegant, refined. But a bit boney.

Five: Twink. Need I say more?

Three: My favorite, elegant and refined, and can’t jab me with his elbows afterward.

Nine: it would have to be a four way.