Rouis Frantonio Tagvost

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You may use the Ask button to chat with us! I'm sure His Holiness will be more than happy to answer your queries. Our social media supervisor has prepared a lit of things you must know before entering this blog, so please read through. It is under the cut.

We love you, mahal namin kayo!

—Luis Antonio Tagle (but I've seen you use 🍬 to refer to me, haha! I will use it next time.)

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We have literally just gotten back from Castel Gandolfo, padre, —👓

pls do not do this to me —🐬

Today proves to be a most memorable day in my private life

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...oh? —🐬

as today is the heavenly birthday of my dear father, Louis Marius Prevost.

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OH. mb papa leo :< —🐬

Abuelo Mario? —👓

Si, mijo... I wish him a wonderful life in heaven. I pray for the soul of my father, may he rest in peace, and for the souls of all fathers, not just to death, like my own, but to vice and to struggle.

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Is this why you were sad when I asked if you wanted to meet my parents? Because you couldn't do the same for me? —🍬

Oh? —🍬

I was scrolling on Facebook while waiting for John's Wordle score, and I found this!

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Oh my God —🍬

I would do the same for you, mí vida Chito x —🦁

🫪😳😳😳 mahal ko! —🍬

Sí? —🦁

Wait for me tonight in your rooms, I'm bringing rope —🍬

CHITO —🦁

Yes, mí vida? —🦁

Do explain for the people (and I) this picture. —🍬

Which pic— oh. —🦁

You look very silly! —🍬

I DO NOT —🦁

Of course you do! You're Papa Bobberto the Firsto —🍬

And to 🦁, what is the Curse of Saint Augustine?

Hello, dear faithful, and thank you for the ask! Vietnam was wonderful, and the people were friendly! Though, the procession was a bit overstimulating and tiring, no, but everything else Vietnam has to offer made up for it! Thank— wait, how do you say it in Vietnamese... Ah! Cam on Viet Nam! Forgive me if the accent marks are absent, not even Social Media Supervisor knows how to add a Vietnamese keyboard on the blog's dedicated laptop. —🍬

Which I bought btw! —👓

and i refuse to add a keyboard on the laptop. hassle —🐬

You had lots of fun in Vietnam, mi amor, —🦁

Oh, Your Holiness, why don't you answer your question, too! What is this "Curse of Saint Augustine"? —🍬

this will be under the cut btw —🐬

WITH HONOURS: PREVOST, ROBERT FRANCIS M., WITH AN AVERAGE GRADE OF 94.3%! Maligayang pagtatapos sa iyo, Santo Papa!

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Chito, what —🦁

You have a medal. You look like you've graduated! —🍬

...Okay, makes sense. But the M...? —🦁

Oh! In the Philippines, your middle name is your mother's maiden name. And since Tita's maiden name is Martínez, I put an M! —🍬

Ah. I see. Thank you, mi vida. —🦁

Congratulations to all those who have, or are about to, graduate! —🍬

https://x.com/Pontifex/status/2069737297482809552

(too suspicious? Uhhh just say it is a post of the pope about writers.)

Uhhh i know this is a bad place to ask this but uhhhhh, I wonder if they also knew about the uhhhhh writings about them?

(yes i am literally taking that post so terribly out of context I apologize but I also wonder how they would react or smth, i just found this one and thought of what if they found out about those..?)

(do delete this if this is not abiding with the rules though, thank you and apologies for taking up kuch space in your mailbox. Sweet dreams.)

note: long ass post

Hello Anon— —🍬

HI ANONYMOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING AN ASK AND SO ED AND I WILL NOW GET TO INTERRUPT HIS HOLINESS AND HIS EMINENCE. No, they do not know about the fanfics ☺️ —🐬

They don't even know what AO3 is! —👓

yup! trust us, i'm the social media supervisor and also an intern from the Dicastery for Communications, and ed's the papal secretary —🐬

I made that post because of Magnifica Humanitas... —🦁

See? :) —👓

...but also because Social Media Supervisor isn't updating her fic. —🦁

WHAT —🐬

YOU HAVE POPE LEO FANFIC??? —👓

uhm —🐬

Traitor —👓

Traitor. —🦁

And it was I who found your fic, Socmed Supervisor! For someone with a Dicastery for Communications internship, you are very bad at hiding your fiction. —🍬

i tried —🐬

And failed —👓

To answer your questions, dear Anonymous... well, first, we have to cut the post. It would be long. —🍬

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oh fuck no not this again —🐬

Padre you can say you miss— —👓

I, Pope Leo XIV, Vicar of Christ, Bishop of Rome, Servant of the Servants of God, humbly request

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Padre please —👓

that you send us more asks. Please. The Papal Household has nary a duty in recent times.

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WHAT —👓

OKAY PAPA YOU LISTEN UP WE'VE BEEN DAMN BUSY PREPARING FOR THE FEAST OF ST PAUL AND YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK PEOPLE TO GIVE US MORE WORK??? —🐬

That's a stressed and depressed Dicastery for Communications intern right there, Padre —👓

We wish to further interact with the congregation.

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CAN WE WAIT FOR A NORMAL NON-OCCASION DAY, HOLY FATHER??? —🐬

No.

We thank the congregation for its understanding.

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NO WE DON'T —🐬

Socmed Supervisor, please calm down... —👓

tell yo papa to shut up, ed —🐬

Signed in the presence of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, Leone XIV.

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To be stripped of the worldly desires of the heart comes at a pain to many. We are flawed humans, tainted by the Original Sin.

However, as we strive to live in the manner which Christ lived on earth, we must persevere through the mortal temptations of this world, that we may be welcomed in to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Praise be to God.

—Leone XIV, Servant of the Servants of God

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you get lots of candy and quality time with your loved ones ;)

Thank you, beloved child of Christ! I will be sure to enjoy time with my family back in Imus. I was actually on my laptop booking a ticket home when this ask came up! I'll make sure to bring lots of Filipino candy back for the congregation in Albano. Mahal ko kayo, I love you all! And thank you for the ask, anon.

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