SOMETIMES I LET MY ANGER DECIDE MY DESTINY.

SOMETIMES I LET MY ANGER DECIDE MY DESTINY.

And FML. Now I want to add another morally upstanding character to my roster. wtf is wrong with me.

He's chilling in the hot tub, helm reclined back and optics closed, with a flute of glowing pink Engex suspended delicately from the grip of a few fingers. His Rex head was partially submerged beneath the water, with only its nostrils and optic ridges poking out — but that doesn't really seem to bother it. It doesn't need to breathe.

You might think the warlord was asleep, by the looseness of his posture and the even pace of his breath, but upon your approach he's quick to acknowledge you.

If I do this, I’ll wind up adding probably a decent handful of guys as secondary muses… 😭 Guys I wanna write but don’t want to agonize much over their bios until I’m sure they’re for me you know?

Some guys that would come to the blog if I did this:

Gantu, from Lilo & Stitch

Dr. Jacques VonHamsterveel, from Lilo & Stitch

Ratchet, from Robots

Hogatha, from the Smurfs

Mandy, from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Nergal, from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Eris, from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Lord Hater, from Wander Over Yonder

Fairy Godmother, from Shrek 2

Prince Charming, from Shrek 2

Father, from Codename: Kids Next Door

Maybe some others too.. and there’s no guarantee I’d even bring ALL of these guys on at once. But they’re. Like. The top of my list to add, if I did this.

He's brandishing a finger decisively. "If you guys need me I'll be in the medbay formatting my processor and getting fresh optic sensors put in, 'kay? Anything to pretend I never saw that."

"I gotta know exactly what happened there, so I can travel back in time and tell my other self NEVER TO REPEAT THESE EXACT STEPS and then list them out in explicit detail."