“I Only Drink Molten Plastic, Dumb Thotticus”

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

The moment he gets so grossed out he has to leave but he can't.

She is so brilliantly tasteless.

Every time she makes one of these they get worse

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

The sign is so unnecessary…

She's local to me, so I'm friends with her on facebook and everyone has been SO nice to her about it! I see her at cons a lot and she's done events with the group I volunteer with - she's always been absolutely lovely and I could not be happier for her!