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hypnotically removing your ability to orgasm so that every time you touch yourself it’s impossible to get off. every time you reach that edge, it feels so good that you just stop touching yourself to bask in that hazy feeling, which of course means that you never slip past that edge no matter how hard you try. you might realize what i did to you after an hour of failing to orgasm, at which time your frantic, whimpering pleas to me for just a little bit more pleasure will be answered by me telling you to touch just a little bit longer, cute subject and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get to orgasm <3

i wish love potions were real for kink purposes

like imagine taking a sip of a potion and your head goes fuzzy and you find yourself in someone's arms. and your whole body is filled with this burning passion for them

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like