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telling gay men that they are allowed to love each other freely, openly, and passionately will always be more important than reassuring insecure straight men that they can hug their bestie without being gay
I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.
"men in media are never allowed to have their closest, most meaningful relationship be a platonic friendship with another man!" I'm sorry but I am not convinced that you've ever consumed media
"okay maybe buddy comedies exist or whatever, but this is a problem in fandom spaces--" It's not a "problem" that gay people on the internet like to draw gay kissing. Hope this helps <3
me, shaking the people in the notes by the shoulders: Fandom is an extremely niche subculture. Gay shipping is a niche of that niche. 99% of the population does not engage with it. You do not have to walk into the Gay Romance And Erotica Club and complain about the gay romance and erotica
the people in the notes: I'm being forced at gunpoint actually
so can matthew daddario not get any jobs that arenât nepotism or what? 1st he signs up for a movie with 2 of the least talented actresses in all of hollywood that he literally just worked with, and now heâs on a show his sisterâs on. kinda lame and sad if you ask me. and both gigsâ plots revolve around cheating arcs apparently. i mean, wow great quality content right there wow. when is he going to stop being a joke. heâs basically like that queer as folk guy who mostly relies on extorting people, oops i mean fan cons, for his lifelong income. i mean how many cons can a person do year after year? i have to laugh.
by far the most pathetic thing to witness is celebrities try WAY TOO HARD to âcommit to the bitâ re their personal lives for years and years on end, digging a deeper and deeper hole of performative lies for the sake of a false image ... itâs like iâm just so embarrassed for them. itâs just sad to watch their ongoing spiral ... and the funniest part of it is that if they kept their private lives ACTUALLY PRIVATE and stopped trying SO HARD to convince us, maybe iâd believe that the charade was true ... but no, the overcompensating and badly attempted emotional manipulation just jumps out SO LOUD ... when will people live authentic lives, or at least private lives, and stop being SO CRINGE? ... and just blatantly copying other celebâs performative coverups too, itâs so lazy

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not to be a killjoy homosexual but how much longer am i going to hear people talk about how radical it is that a piece of media represents a close male friendship over a gay relationship
imagine unironically saying thereâs not enough platonic male friendships in a medium where your industry like 90% filled with platonic male friendships as the core concept while female characters barely have other female characters to interact with let alone form friendships with and where having explicit MLM literally results in censorship or cancellation
magnus & the main characters interaction count: a study
an interaction counts as magnus talking specifically to 1 main and that main character responding, or vice versa. (you know like alec does with jace/ clary/ izzy in 95% of the episodes throughout the whole series and luke/ simon in half of s1 and s3.) an interaction is NOT where magnus addresses the group in general with no one responding to him directly, or him being in the same room with all of them, but they only talk to alec or to each other.
this count starts from 2b. s1/ 2a did NOT have anywhere close to an adequate amount, but at least there wasnât so little that it was total joke like after that. the sad truth of this is so glaringly obvious when itâs listed.
plz take note this post is about magnus/ MAIN character interaction ONLY
and obviously this count is about the 6 mains other than alec
SEASON 2B
2x11: NONE
altho clary/ jace are in the room, they only talk to alec
2x12: NONE
2x13: NONE
2x14: 1 scene with luke
2x15: NONE
altho jace/ izzy are in the room, they donât talk to him
2x16: NONE
he was not in the episode. he also was not in some episodes in s1. luke and maia have also not been in some.
clary, jace, alec, izzy, and simon have been in every episode. just saying.
2x17: 2 scenes with luke
2x18: 1 scene with luke
2x19: NONE
altho the shadowhunters/ luke are in the room, they donât talk to him
side note: making literally everyone be against magnus/ glaring at him/ shading him behind his back after all heâs literally done for every single one of them was⌠a choice. they all didnât seem to care that he was hurting.
2x20: 1 scene with izzy
final count:
6 episodes (over half the season) with NONE
2 episodes of only 1 scene interaction
only 1 episode where he interacts throughout, yet still only with 1 other main
only 3 scenes where he gets to talk to another main without alec there
no scene where he talks to another main and alec isnât mentioned
SEASON 3A
3x01: NONE
3X02: NONE
altho shadowhunters/ luke are in the room, they only talk to alec
3X03: 1 scene with izzy
3x04: NONE
altho clary is in room, she only talks to alec
3x05: NONE
3x06: multiple scenes with clary
3x07: NONE
altho clary/ izzy/ simon are in the room, they only talk to alec
3x08: multiple scenes with izzy
no, owl!jace saying alec would chose jace over him doesnât count
altho luke/ simon are in the room, they only talk to alec
3x09: 1 scene with izzy
3x10: 1 scene with jace
altho should a scene of him telling the parabatai he gave up his magic for them and them not saying anything count?
final count:
5 episodes (half the season) with NONE
3 episodes of only 1 scene interaction
only 2 episodes where he interacts throughout, yet only with 1 other main
only 1 episode where he gets to talk to another main without alec there
no episodes where he talks to another main and alec isnât mentioned
SEASON 3B
3x11: 1 scene with izzy
altho jace is in the room, he only to talks alec
3x12: NONE
altho jace/ luke are in the room, they only talk to alec
3x13: 1 scene with izzy
and 1 single line to clary, i guess
3x14: NONE
3x15: NONE
aside from 1 single line to simon, i guess
no, clary/ jace/ izzy unkindly questioning him being there doesnât count
side note: making magnus be surrounded by a room full of racist-coded shadowhunters in s3 was⌠a choice. what was the point of that? it showed that apparently only laws have changed but not societal sentiment- outside of the main foursome- since s1 in their mindset towards downworlders. and then they had malec get married amongst these racists a few weeks later?? to show him being treated so disrespectfully (again in s3, so nobodyâs mindset progressed outside of the 4) and be made so uncomfortable and then never have them show him any love or treat him as an equal later on (as an individual and not just as half of malec) was⌠a choice. a bad choice.
3x16: NONE
3x17: NONE
3x18: NONE
altho clary/ jace are in the room, they only talk to alec (and then when heâs sad over something that their 3a choices caused, they leave. in the same episode the writers have maryse say âweâre all here for youââŚwhat a joke.)
3x19: NONE
3x20: NONE
altho izzy/ clary/ jace are in the room, they only talk to alec
3x21: NONE
aside from 1 single line to simon, i guess
no, saying only biscuit doesnât count
3x22: NONE
altho itâs his wedding day, they donât let jace/ izzy welcome him into the family but instead irrelevant max.
and altho itâs literally the finale, the ONLY person he gets to talk to is his rival. (side note, but lorenzo and underhill should NOT have been at the wedding after their awful treatment towards him. such two-faced people.)
final count:
10 episodes (the length of a normal half season) with NONE
2 episodes of only 1 scene interaction
0 episodes where he interacts throughout
1 scene where he get to talk to another main without alec there
in his 1 scene in 3x13, he talks to another main and alec isnât mentioned
i think the point iâm making is obvious: the 3 white showrunners and mostly white writers almost never ever let magnus even talk to any of the other main characters. (he also goes three seasons without a single story arc with another main that lasts more than 1 episode. (no, the writers using luke as a mouthpiece to justify alecâs mistake in 2b does not count.) you know, like how alec had big long arcs with both clary and jace in s1, 2a, and 3a and izzy here and there. even maia, the most neglected character on this show, still got to regularly interact with simon and luke- 2 mains. even luke with his limited screentime, still got to regularly at least talk to literally all of the mains in all his group scenes.
and what about the 3 downworlder mains and alec?
well, altho alec and maia only had 2 scenes together, thatâs still twice what magnus/ maia got, seeing as they only had the 1 scene together in 2a.
alec and luke had at least 3 scenes together in s1 that i can remember vs magnus/ luke only having 2 lines in 1x06. both duos had about equal in 2b.
in 3a alec/luke had 5 scenes together. magnus/ luke had none where they actually spoke to each other. in group scenes magnus only talked to alec.
in 3b alec/ luke had 3 scenes. magnus/ luke had none. plus luke told alec that he couldnât go to his wedding, instead of telling magnus.
in s1 magnus/ simon had maybe 1 line. alec/ simon were interacting constantly throughout, i donât remember how many scenes it was.
in 2a magnus/ simon had 2 episodes together. in 2b they had 1 scene but i donât really count it since it was only to have it be literally everyone vs magnus. alec/ simon had 1 scene in 2b and none in 2a.
in 3a alec/ simon had 3 scenes interacting together. magnus/ simon had none where they actually spoke to each other.
in 3b all the fans complaining really paid off! 2 scenes in 3x15. 1 scene each in 3x17, 3x19, 3x20, and 3x21 for a grand total of 6 scenes. plus no talking- yet still in a scene together- in 1 other scene in 3x15, 3x17, 3x18, and 2 others in 3x19, for a grand total of 5, not counting the edom finale scenes. magnus/ simon only said 2 lines to each other in 3b.
not to mention alec stood next to simon in a nice two-shot in 4 separate scenes. it really reminded me of what they do with clary/ alec in group scenes. the writers donât always give them a lot of dialogue together, but theyâre sure to get that dynamic in at least visually. alec always has at least crumbs vs magnus getting nothing. where is that energy from the writers, directors, or fans with magnus and literally any main? really, where is it?
i mean, there was no reason for alec/ simon not to have scenes, but iâm so truly disappointed that this is where the fan effort was spent instead of lobbying for magnus to get to interact with even one main character other than alec, seeing as alec always already get to constantly have many, many, many duo and group scenes and big arcs with the 3 other shadowhunters. and now he gets to be more bonded with all of the main downworlders too instead of magnus with his own people. the writers are so so so wack.
also obviously magnus interacts with alec on a regular basis. the point is thatâs it. malec is the main reason why i watch the show, so it matters a great deal, but when every other main is getting vastly more interactions, itâs a problem. also in nearly all of the episodes when alec has scenes with other mains- and magnus is not there- magnus is not mentioned. not so when itâs vice versa.
why not count any supporting characters you may be saying? because thatâs not what i hear everyone demanding for alec or the others, is it? because he didnât interact with raphael, his supposed son, in s1, or at all after 3x01 to the actual finale. because aside from her bringing madzie over in 3x11, catatrina and and him didnât speak in 3b. she wasnât even introduced until 3a (so 2 seasons w/o any friends.) they only spoke in 4 scenes total in all of s3. she was his best man, yet thatâs not important enough to show on screen. ragnor was literally only 1 episode. whoâs left- his jealous, bitter pathetic rival or his father who has obvious gross, creepy incestuous, jealous feelings for him. or alecâs mother, who only had scenes with him for the same reason maia/ jordan had all those scenes- to give them something to do away from the group/ main plotlines. why couldnât magnus and maia had scenes together also or instead? and being bffs with his bfâs mom but not getting to even TALK to his parabatai, the person alecâs closest to platonically, let alone be friends, is truly beyond words. and also harry and matt are only 5 years apart (kat/ dom have more of an age difference) so iâm tired of the writers/ fans keeping alec in the playpen with his younger co-stars while magnus is separated to only older ones.
and also i just really donât care about supporting characters. i see them as just taking screentime away from the mains, specifically the downworlder mains, who are already running on limited time. look at 3x13 when they want to do a whole heidi arc, who gets cut- magnus. or in 3x17 when they want to introduce helen and aline, i resented them right off the bat for getting twice as much screentime than magnus, a main character, in that important episode for him. throughout the whole show, whenever supporting characters are getting screentime, it always means magnus, maia, and luke are not. thatâs not good.
some final thoughts, nearly every single malec fan spent the entire 9 month hiatus from 3a to 3b relentlessly saying alec needs interactions. as if he didnât get huge bonding arcs with clary and jace in s1 and 2a and 3a. as if he doesnât talk to and go places and do things with clary, jace, and izzy nearly every single episode, every single season since the beginning. mighty handy to not count the 3 of them when you want to cry âalec has no friendsâ every single day, as if he hasnât had an enemy to friendship arc with clary 3 times in 3 seasons. as if he hasnât had a dying, canât live without you arc with jace 3 times in 3 seasons. as if he doesnât hug jace twice more than magnus per half season. as if he doesnât have izzy there to lean on and talk to. funny how siblings donât count as friends when itâs mighty convenient thatâs theyâre the only mains to have siblings. i would kill, KILL, for magnus to be even talk to jace and izzy let alone be real friends, yet fans are taking their friendships with alec for granted, while simultaneously saying theyâre robbed of the parabatai dynamic. thatâs rich.
if alec having scenes every other ep, and melodramatic arcs every other half season, wasnât such a guarantee the fans have learned they could count on, nobody would say that his siblings and clary donât count. but everyone knew they could say that because we know it wouldnât be taken away. i mean, look at the stark siblings in game of thrones. they never interacted, and the entire fandom cried about that being the most important friendships to show, but it wasnât shown. this fandom needs to put things in perspective and stop taking the lightwoods sibs and the shadowhunters squad dyamic for granted and realize that magnus and maia donât get even a minuscule fraction of that. also want to add that simon got plenty of constant sturdy dynamics too, with clary, jace, luke, maia, and izzy. and fans got their alec/ simon content and yet still so ungrateful. i beg the malecs to compare what magnus gets before complaining.
You ever just see a hot take about a character thatâs so fundamentally WRONG you just have to sit back and ask if they have ever looked at the source material, ever?
take a shot every time some bitchass homophobic creator says âno this same gender relationship is not gay because its DEEPER than what the gays are capable of. we all know gay people are not really human lolâ

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no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there itâs work. itâs not work like itâs a chore itâs jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.
And itâs also terrifying! Like itâs the kind of vulnerability you canât do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you.Â
Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like âhey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adultsâ and hope that the other person says âI see, yes I also think we should address this like adultsâ (instead of âno I didnâtâ or âyouâre overreactingâ or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives).Â
Worth the read my oh my
i wish some people understood that you can genuinely and truly love something and still be critical of it and call it out when it needs to be called out. that's how love works in any form.
genuinely kind, good characters are just as realistic as unkind, cruel ones
Also, whilst Iâm on this topic. Kind characters can also have equally complex motivations and be just as deep as unkind ones.Â
straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing
In his essay, âMasculinity as Spectacle,â Steve Neale seeks to extend Laura Mulveyâs work on the male gaze and to challenge her assertion that the male or male-identified spectator can never look upon the male body as an erotic object. To challenge Mulveyâs assertion, Neale identifies the mechanisms mainstream Hollywood cinema uses to represent the male body as erotic. One way of doing this, Neale argues, is by making the male body the target of violence. In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy â as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kidâs naked flesh â as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege â as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover â as long as he is riddled with bullets. Violence makes the homoeroticism of many âmaleâ genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.
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âI didnât mind the ship but then some shippers happenedâ â a novel by me
âI didnât mind the character but then some stans happenedâ â the sequel
âI didnât have strong opinions about this character but then some antis happened.â
- The surprising conclusion
hereâs a little SH positivity, albeit the disclaimer, for yâall...Â
hands down the most underrated and perfect scene was alec and izzyâs talk in 2x07. that was such a beautifully written, wonderfully acted, and very important scene. we got to know alecâs history, he was finally comfortable enough with his own feelings to open up and express himself aloud. and izzy was so supportive in exactly the way he needed, by lightly teasing to put him at ease, and helping him to clarify what he felt and what he wanted. it was such a perfect moment! and matt and emeraude just delivered, it was really on point. they are definitely the most underrated and perfect platonic duo on SH. they have such great chemistry that they donât need contrived overblown baloney to seem close.
(disclaimer: now obviously there were some huge problems in other scenes of that episode, like the malec one that was finally fixed in 2x18. and also the one iâve always thought was equally deserving of criticism, but the fandom always just overlooked, was of jalec in the bedroom. now, aside from the fact that that was the scene todd literally said- at the â17 comic con- was more important to show jaceâs random hookup, than the beginning of two of the main characterâs love story... this was our showrunner yâall... and he then proceeded to show us both climon and jaiaâs 1st times prior to 2x18 too. anyway, aside from that bull, they also decided to show jace, alecâs brother, half naked standing right infront of him, which is something we somehow NEVER got with malec. literally ever. cuz in both 2x01 and 3x02 magnus was way over there, which was intentional. no with malec it was always about doing the bare minimum to check a box for brownie points, and it was jalec who got most of the pseudo âtension and/ or intimacyâ moments. does 1x05, 09,13, 2x02, 03, 11, 20, 3x05, 08, 10, 22, etc ring a bell? itâs racism and homophobia is what it is. now yes, this show could, at times, be better than others regarding that, but that is really putting the bar on the ground. âbetterâ doesnât mean anywhere close to good enough, so...)Â