straight up not having a good time

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

Honestly making new friends in my late 20s early 30s has in some ways been indistinguishable from dating except the courtship period is not romantic or sexual. I think people need to revisit the art of flirting in a friend way…like presenting your best self to a person and genuinely glowing when they return the gesture. And letting people influence and change you and getting excited when you have a chance to talk to them. That’s what makes getting to know someone fun in the first place…everyone in those advice threads about how to befriend people is basically describing how to have Coworkers not friends. “Go to a bar and hang out and start a conversation” you can do this but you have to follow up the first encounter with putting your best foot forward instead of just listlessly hoping for the social approval of the other party!!!!

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

"Whomsoever steals from a dragon’s horde is cursed to turn into a dragon." A desperate, undefended village under threat by an invading king’s army weaponizes this curse by having all the villagers steal something from a nearby slumbering dragon’s horde.

Accepting that maybe even the best version of you would be hated by some people can really set you free like life doesn't have to be making other people comfortable or being the most lovable and fair person in the universe like actually the satisfaction you seek is beyond judgment and lies within your own interests and desires fr

and then what?

hey and then what

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

This seems like the perfect ethical gift to give a politician. Most countries have prohibitions about keeping things after leaving office, but the fun part of Lego is putting it together. Besides, it would be weird (affectionate) to put it on display boxed.