The President You Need.

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

Outside of a school dance waiting for your mom to pick you up after your girlfriend broke up with you in the early 2000s

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

Okay but what’s the phone

thats what cain used to kill abel

they made?? soup time??

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something