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Thanks for letting me crash at your place. My parents kicked me out after I told them I dropped out of college to be a career surrogate. I don't understand why they're so upset. I'm making more money than they are, and I'm doing what I love. They let my first surrogacy slide, but they got super pissed with this one. I think jumping straight from a single to triplets really set them off. I also don't plan on slowing down.

Thanks for letting me soak up some A/C! You have no idea how hot it gets carrying this belly in the middle of summer. If it gets any hotter, I’m going to have to stay home til I pop this little brat out. Anyways, I’m a firm believer in rewarding good deeds. So I’m yours as long as you’d like. Just please be gentle, my hips have been killing me.

I guess what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. I was only there for a long weekend and now I’m driving across the country with this huge belly. I just can’t believe how quickly I’ve grown! I though I’d have at least a month before I outgrew my clothes.

I don’t know how much longer I can use the “just put on some weight” excuse. My belly is noticeably round and it’ll only get bigger. And since you knocked me up right before summer, I can’t hide my bump under baggy clothes or layers. You have to promise that you’ll take responsibility when I’m forced to come clean.