lil clown

they invented a new low just for me

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

surely just one or two more good bludgeonings will fix me

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

happy salt air and the rust on your door month to all who celebrate

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

one must imagine peter pevensie happy

one must also imagine peter pevensie miserable and covered in blood

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes