loser 1

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

repeating ' it's not an omen, shit just happens ' until my brain actually internalises it

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

Doctor who showrunners be like “writing a good story to secure the show’s continued existence? That pales in comparison to my strategy. Stuntcasting Billie piper” and then not even secure the show’s continued existence.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

we’re friends who are going to live together until we die without romance or sex. any questions.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others