Just a lil guy

undoubtably “i’m the vampire Armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little bitch” is an absolutly insane thing to say to your partner who WAS actually groomed however i feel like Armand instantly going lower distracts people a lot from Louis going for a double kill with “The vampires who murdered my daddy made me pretend i didn’t have a dick for 240 years”

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

rewatching scary sherry and the scene at the end where shawn gus and juliet are eating and giggling together and lassiter is just standing there and watching and as he turns to leave shawn calls to him and throws him a fortune cookie and they’re all looking at him and smiling…………serving such insane “slowly convincing this man to join our polycule” energy the four of them were truly doing it like no one else <3

carlton hooking himself up to the lie detector solely to show shawn that he was dead fucking serious when threatening him with murder if he hurt juliet was absolutely insane and extremely underrated bestie behavior btw. shovel talk but he is not in the least bit being hyperbolic he may not be able to express affection properly but he WILL empty his clip into you if you touch one hair on his beloved partner’s head. and there’s a polygraph to prove it.

Thinking about how Monty’s grandmother knew about the family curse. Thinking about the whole family sitting around their Christmas dinner, completely unaware. Thinking about his Grandmother being the only one of the family not present. Thinking about how she was the only one to survive.

i know the general consensus seems to be that poe is like a representation of autism but i've always seen him as adhd. he's distracting, never lets edgar just get on with anything and, most significantly to me, is something he doesn't quite understand but feels he has to apologise for. his family accept that poe isn't his fault but he's still expected to deal with and control him without any real support and the only advice he gets is that for ravens and he's just expected to apply that to a crow but it never works. edgar also so clearly has rsd which is super common with adhd.