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fluffmonster31513

prometheus, hades ii: “average mortal hates the gods and wants the olympians gone”

statistical error. average mortal wants 0 olympians gone. Heracles Georg, who is hated by hera and does 10,000 stupid tasks for olympians every day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#hades 2

bluemoonscape

Hades 2 underworld bosses: You have to fight Hecate, Scylla, Cerberus, and then Chronos. 4 bosses, just like Hades 1 :))

Hades 2 surface bosses: You have to kill a flesh eating cyclops proceed to the ocean where you have to kill either a pirate on heroin with a machine gun or the fucking hell octopus then while recovering from the low health you surely have after that fight we will throw you into an arena where a green haired lesbian calls you fucking stupid and explodes you with an even bigger machine gun than the michael phelps pirate you will then limp up mount olympus with 2 health and a legion of evil robots and monsters all attacking you at once then you will meet prometheus who has spent eons having his liver eaten by birds and no longer has any emotions nor fear. And also you will then fight satan’s favorite bull Lassy and then fight Satan himself who is the size of a fucking walmart superstore and has no health bar

#hades 2

kirkenovak

Prometheus in all regular media and myth: the evil Eagle eats my liver every day 🥺🥺 poor me 🥺😭😭 what am I to do?? 😭🥺 Will anyone save me? 😢🥺

Prometheus Hadesgame: THE EAGLE NOW WORKS FOR ME

#hades 2 #prometheus

halionart

Face the flames of Olympus!

#hades 2 #prometheus

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flargied

flame-thief

#hades 2 #prometheus

valdrift

au where everything's the same but they throw these bitches at u

(og this is based off under cut)

#hades 2 #prometheus

wakinguponsaturday

love the implication that the eagle is just as fed up with this arrangement as prometheus and now they've unionized

#hades 2

cathianemelian

Any laborer of skill cares for their work

lolmanthecat

Before scar Prommy.

#hades 2 #prometheus

babydrummer

and like i knooowww you don’t care but the boss design for prometheus is so so so incredibly peak like you don’t understand.

in a world where all the gods/titans you face use their weapons, magic, etc, to attack you, ofc the one who represents mortal power just throws hands. NO OTHER BOSS DOES THAT!!!! every single other boss (besides the cyclops but shut up i’m making a point) has a level of distance between melinoë and themselves, but prometheus just rolls up, says ‘i’m going to fucking kill you,’ and then literally roundhouse kicks you into a pit of fire

#hades 2 #hades prometheus

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indigoartistrulu2004

How i felt seeing rain after days of uncomfortable heat

#random stuff

ampervadasz

cosmicwhoreo

don't you dare hide this in the tags

#funny

witch-of-the-world

Do you ever just go feral over a single spoken word in a TV show

So my mom and I, after watching all of Leverage, have been watching Leverage: Redemption. And we're maybe halfway through the first season, and a few episodes ago there was this moment. Brianna's laying out what their latest mark does--she's one of those "health" influencers that sells garbage concoctions to desperate people. Brianna notes that the mark specifically targets women, because, as she says, "Women get misdiagnosed 30% of the time".

And Eliot just very quietly goes "What?"

And it is COMPLETELY unacknowledged. Brianna just continues talking. But. Just. Listen Eliot is my favorite and that "What?" shot a dart into my mind. He did not know that. He is upset that he did not know that. He has just found out that he has a privilege that he didn't know he had. And he is upset because, well, he's Eliot, and it's not right. Hell, his team, his family, is now majority women, and he has a privilege over them.

I just wanna like grab that "What?" in my teeth and shake it around I am going insane.

#leverage

wintersmitth

I don't think that any dystopian movies managed to come up with concept of anti drone nets, and yet in Ukraine it's the reality.

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nocturnalwxii

I urge everyone to learn about the atrocities that the russians are committing DAILY against the residents of the Kherson region.

ever heard about human safari? this is what the residents of Kherson are being subjected to, because russians are literally hunting them down, using FPV-drones and other types of weapons. they openly take pride in these war crimes and rejoice at every civilian they kill, and they also target medical (as well as firefighters and rescue workers) personnel who respond to calls to treat the wounded. what might seem like an ordinary trip on public transport is, for the civilians, a terrifying experience, just like simply being out on the streets of their hometown, because russian scumbags hunt them down everywhere.

always remember about the people who live in terror every moment. always remember what bloodthirsty creatures russians are. there is NOTHING "mysterious" or "beautiful" about so-called ruzzian culture. their true culture can be described in one word: terrorism.

#war in ukraine #russian culture

itsm0onshine

saved this with the message "telling my friends who dont gaf about the sfth episode coming out today"

#shoot from the hip

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soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

#random stuff

ola-na-tungee

love me some random cruise ship horror thank you SFTH boys

#shoot from the hip

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