pre-jail denis

till the room is remade with bob odenkirk

i'm blasting unlisted found footage youtube videos in the world foods section of your local convenience store. go on, try and look me in the eyes, pal

had a dream about having to interview the secret 4th top gear host named clyde. the guy came to my town and I had to go through a construction site to meet with him

came up with a new character archetype called "asundere" which starts out cold and mean but eventually rips you to bits and tears you into a million pieces

fucking eggnog style the way I'm milking an egg

what the monkey considers breath work the horse considers breath play

tumbuler

do you think sponge bob takes a bite out of his house before a date

there's an eastern proverb don't moan before you cum and let me tell you you're too loud for someone whose boxers are bone dry

unbanned from most casinos because I lost so much and brother those ten thousand dollars in losses aren't even showing in my tax report

they laced my shit with moral burden, every hit i take gives me a million dollars but makes a random person die

not like us but kendrick is dissing a bee: say drake i hear you like them stung

intox fetishists during the prohibition be like yes baby eat the 85th banana for me

hozier if he were a bird; take me to chirp