Peace be upon ye!

FUUUUUUCK!! IMAGINE SWINGING A HUGE THING ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

OK, imagine super        nice Trees growing now.

My brain is so full of images and wonders

t shirt that says YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD and the back says NEITHER DO I

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

Doesnt Anyone Want To Know How I Am Investing My Time Lately. I Am Spinning Around In A Circle For Pleasue And For Profit

Centrifuge Malfunction Oh Christ

biblically accurate sandsvendor

My friend put on Daft Punk by Pentatonix in the car and when they sang the line “like the legend of the Phoenix” I started laughing and had to explain how all I could think about is the joke “like the legend of the penis” and then I started thinking about the penis delirious meme and then had to explain that to her and I’m like ma’am I am so sorry I just subjected you to that but nothing is funnier to me than penis delirious

seems like the penis made you delirious 😔

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

Thats not anime, thats just how it is over there.

what’s your worst sin out of the seven mine is pride. i’m never going to die btw