corn appreciation blog

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u

i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model

……his own fam 

wow

idk but somehow i understand it

“that’s calm”

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

your brother

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude