LIVING LIKE A WARRIOR, DYING TO AN HERO

No more tests for me for the next 3 months. Hurray!

Bazooka and Crazybolt are my personal innocuous b-list characters that I just inexplicably dont care for. Like, I like their episode, I think they’re funny, and I don’t think there’s any quality in particular to them that marks them as bad eggs among bwn’s rotating guy of the week cast. But out of all the guest characters, they’re the only ones that I don’t get very excited to see and the only ones that I get tripped up on with remembering their names, and I just don’t understand why I feel this way. It’s not their fault. They’re literally cool. Why can’t I find a spot in my heart for Crazybolt and Bazooka?

FUUUUCK I HAVE TO LOCK THE FUCK IN FUUUUUCK

I think it’s so cool that Bigmos doesn’t really have a very mosquito-esque personality. By all means, if you have two characters where one is loud and silly and one is serious and principled, the loud and silly one must be the mosquito, right? Nope! The cool one is the mosquito and the silly one is the dragonfly! I think it’s so so good.

I’m always thinking about sticking my fingers and hands into Depth Charge’s chest mouth, but he’s probably big enough that I could honestly just climb my whole body into there. Like, I’m not that tall.