[AUTOPLAY] D4C

“My actions and ambitions are entirely pure. Everything I do, I do for my country. For justice!”

Vote for Funny Valentine to stop people from hitting on your girlfriend.

“Do you have some business with me?”

“Oh? I had wondered what world I had been stranded on.. I suppose that question was answered by your presence here, Joseph Joestar. Although.. Perhaps you are not the version of the man I saw before.”

“.. I would evict you from my country, if I could.”

Starter call.

Unknown. It was the only word his mind could process as it attempted to comprehend the being before him. She was not human, this much was obvious. But she was not a stand either. Which meant that, whatever she was, it was completely beyond both his knowledge and comprehension.

“.. You’ll make a fine Vice President.”

“Would you like to hear a joke? Spain. Hilarious, isn’t it?”

“What kind of an imbecile builds a wall to keep people out of their country?”

“Okay, first things first. All people named Dio are banned from the United States of America. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. Oh wait, I do. Because I’m the fucking president.”