Fanvergent ☆

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

if you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.5 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as twenty one pilots

I’m gonna throw up AND DIE if I don’t get a conclusion like right now

anyways i can always count on tøp to drop music during my worst crises <3 now thats taking care of my mental health, theyre so considerate

imagine twenty one pilots do their own eras tour after the trench story ends with this album

I re-downloaded tumblr for this

Several minutes of Commander Riker saying "based"

me scrolling my mutuals' posts